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-NUNYA--
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You are confined to quarters?
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"Would you please join me at my table for dinner tonight?"
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"swab the deck"
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"Why is the Rum always gone?"
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Walk the plank. -
Please asemble on the boat deck! Women and children first please! lol!
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"Abandon Shi......get out of my way!"
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Shiver me timbers! matey, arrrgghhhh.
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Activate the iceberg radar please.
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If I was on a ship with this captain, that would scare me.
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man ( or woman) overboard
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man the lifeboats!
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What? Oh yeah, fuck them icebergs, dude!
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I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. Captains can still marry cant they?
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Ahoy Matey!
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"Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wait!
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right full rudder.
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All hands general quarters. Now revile Now sweepers man your brooms coming about ships colors General quarters, man your posts Where's the confouded bridge?
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"Man Battlestations Missile for Weapons System Readiness Test. Simulate spinning up all missiles." Or "Man Battlestations Missile for Strategic Launch. Spin up all missiles." Which would YOU rather hear? :):):)
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Would you like to visit my cabin and check out my harpoons?
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Engage!
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"women and children only"
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GOOOOD evening Carrier Air Wing 14, Its the captain Speaking..(Im a Carrier right now)
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'Welcome on board.'
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remember the Titianic? Well we have a little problem of our own.
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go to your quarters...
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Man the torpedoes!
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Red alert! Battle stations! +5
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Nunya,on a submarine the commands for general quarters or (battle stations) is said on the PA system very quietly. The ships above have listening devices. FYI
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"Heave away" - means to start pulling in the anchor
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All aboard! Or get on motherf**kee!
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holy Shit, that is a big iceberg.
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If they were a pirate it would be like "yaaar, hahaaar, scurvy seadogs" lol
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"We need more warp power scotty"!
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Abandon ship!
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oh shit !
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The wind is at our back so let no anchor be wet at this time .
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Hoist the main sails me hearties,for were off to the Spanish Main for some booty.
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If the Captain is on the ship, Plenty of orders, as long as the sailors have not already abandoned the vessel. lol
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This is the captain of your ship...calling. It's time to get a snack aboard...and noooooo stalling!
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"Man overboard!"
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Squall line two points off the starboard bow. Lower the jib and reef the mainsail by three. New heading two-seven-oh degrees relative. Prepare to TACK! Watch your head, Mister Chrissss-chun.
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BOOM! (sailboat)
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Umm,
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Some refer to an airplane as a ship as well, so I hope I can sneak this one in under this question... . I was flying into Dammam when shortly before landing the captain came on over the intercom. . "Ladies and Gentlemean, this is you Captain speaking. We will be landing at King Fahd international airport in about 15 minutes Inch Allah (God willing)"... . Scary!
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