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Two tests: Gender and a pulse. AND HERE COME THE DRs FROM THE HUMORLESS!
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When she starts to cook all the meals but won't eat.
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If you see super glue or a butchers knife in her purse, Id say that's a good sign.
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The shower needs cleaning and she keeps talking about her mother :-)
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Her name is Janet Leigh.
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Trust me. You will have no doubts.
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Are your phones tapped? ;)
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An underground dungeon:0)
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lolz here are some signs..btw i love ur questions never fail to make me smile.. she yells and bitches about everything she calls u 100 times a day she wont let u go pee by urself she wont let u sleep she wont stop crying she wants to kill u she wants u to kill her ...lolz she has previously beat or killed a ex she made her ex so crazy he wanted to kill himself..lolz she talks to herself or talks to invisible ppl or she think ron jeremy is hott hehehehe take care
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Does she ask to tie you up...when she's not wearing lingerie? Does she ask for a lock of your hair and has lots of push pins and voodoo books? Does she randomly call and mention where you are without you telling her, because she's installed a GPS device on your scooter? Did she get your name tattooed on her after your 1st date?
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She'd be waiting for you behind the shower curtain, (knife in hand), like Norman Bates.
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O M F G!! I KNEW you were talking to your 'friends' on answerbag about me! I am going to KILL YOU!! YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!
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If you hear the freaky music that they play in horror movies whenever she walks into the room.
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She freaks out that you watch your favorite show to often because she just knows your in lust with the female actress! And she makes sure she is either on the phone or at your house when ever the show airs! With big suspicious eyes.....or that knowing tone in her voice........ And then when you stop watching that show and decide to stick to shows where only men are the main caractors.... watch out.... she may start thinking your gay......
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Does she like you? You know I'm just kidding right?
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Ice manLOL : )
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