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Comparing her to other women
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There are days a man could just open his mouth to form words that would do the trick! lol
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By telling her that she is getting fat!
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By using bad grammar - is it one woman you want to make angry or a number of women? Jeez!!
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Tell her how much worse your paper cut hurts compared to her menstruation.
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Generalizing her.
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One word: disrespect.
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Tell her she's fat.
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When she says does my bum look big in this tell the truth and say yes.
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Sleeping with her sister worked for me...lol
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+5. Eat the last piece of chocolate
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flick her tits
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disrespect her, try to control her
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Leave the toilet seat up
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tell her she looked better before her 2-hour trip to the hair salon.
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Say "I hate you".
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Finish first, if you want to see her again better take care of ALL the needs!!!
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Tell her she's fat
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walk away while she is talking to you
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lie
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Not to do what she wants or not fulfilling her expectations.
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Tell her the dress DOES make her look fat.
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make her ask you 10 times to take out the garbage
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Call her by another woman's name during sex. Works EVERY time!
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tell her that she does not please you in bed, so you are going to masturbate. haha
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Licking her pussy and butt hole and then stop abruptly when she is already extremely hot and not far away from her climax.
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Talk about your ex.
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Don"t care about her!
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Simply tell her that she's WAY better than her sister.
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Ignore her.
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Depends on the woman. Some women don't get angry very easily. They might have too much a life or career going on to notice you much at all. Then there are some women who will be angered by almost anything.
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Tell about her look!
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I am not giving you ammunition.....
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compare her to ex girlfriends.
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forget it's Valentine's Day and don't get her anything. Forget your anniversary
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I find that simply talking to her usually works:)
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Ask her about her hair coloring!
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Tell she is ugly..!
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Hey, dude, careful what you ask for...
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While making love to her say, "you know, your sisters much better at that!"
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Talk about any other pretty woman.
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Just being a man is enough to do it 1/2 the time. lol
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tell them they're wearing too much make up. for some reason they get really pissed when i say that.
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Tell her she ugly! Oh and call her by the wrong name. We hate when you do that!
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“Honey, does this dress make me look fat”? “Ummm... the dress has nothing to do with it!”
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"Sorry honey, what did you say? I wasn't listening!"
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"Are you pregnant, or are you just fat?" I don't recommend saying this, however, especially if you like having 2 testicles.
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Tell her she is the reason for the Fall of Adam.
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Scorn her.
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Openly belittle her with mocking, unkind, personal remarks. Then, when she takes offense, accuse her of not having a sense of humor.
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Ask a non-pregnant woman: "So when are you expecting?"
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push her buttons;become annoying
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leave the seat up
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Lie to them
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Ask her if she has ever heard of cammel toes ugly cousin.. Moose Knuckle. Then tell her not to wear spandex ever again because it makes you want to vomit.
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Tell her she's fat.
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Oh....let me count the ways......
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This is simple. Bring in some used furniture that someone gave you that looks great, but you did not ask her first. Make a comment about an attractive woman that is walking by. Look bored when she is talking to you. Ask for sex 5 nights in a row. Become unemployed.
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Ask her out at her husbands funeral then try to sleep with her!
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hide her vibrator
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call her a diffrent name while you are having sex with her.. that would make her want to kill you..lol
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look at her..the WRONG way
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tell her she is fat
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Sometimes a smile and "good morning' does the trick.
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By starting a topic about how to get a woman angry..
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Slap her boobs just randomly. LOL I've never done that, never will.
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If you have a death wish tell her you are thinking about getting her a gym membership so she can loose a few pounds Tell her she can sleep in the wet patch tonight Keep telling her how awersome you are at f*#king her and how massive your penis is When you are having sex say "thats not how (insert ex name here) use to do it here let me show you After you c*m get up and go watch football on the tv Tell her she starting to look and sound like her mother Tell her "how come i didnt end up with you hot sister/cousin/friend Try to guess her dress size or when her birthday is Let her catch you watching porn then get mad at her for not looking like the girls in the movie Get one of your mates to go up to her and say "hey so and so tells me you like it when (insert dirty sex memory here)
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just start talking about past girls you've sept with and not just about them but sex with them, then keep talking about it even after see start looking highly uninterested and gives you goomy looks and annoyed glares.... BUT if you wanna keep this girl you MUST stop once shes told you shes hurd enough
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There is no need. Just wait.
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why, isn't being with you punishment enough?
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Let her catch you watching porn
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Talking about an ex
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Why would anyone want to. It would be like calling down the lightning... Brace yourself for the BOOM!
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u really dont have to do anything..its an automatic system...they have to and will get angry...
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Be too friendly with your ex Commenting about how many times she has been married. Telling her that her outfit does not look good. Forgetting an anniversary. Forgetting to pick her up after work. Being a lazy bum who does not work or clean the house. Getting in her purse and taking her hair/make-up money. Using up all the gasoline in her car. Commenting negatively about all her make-up and stuff on the bathroom counter.
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give me a poke without a lick.
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Find a Mean man!
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Any look will do! LOL
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after all these years i'm still trying to figure out what to do to not make her angry. its like dammed if you do and dammed if you don't. just teasing ladies, but sometimes it seems that way.
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Call her Sir. ;+
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tk the piss...mk her wait!!!!
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Interrupting her while she's trying to get her hair in place.
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If you're a guy, just exist, that'll be enough.
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