ANSWERS: 20
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People say it's okay to prick your finger, but you should't ever finger your prick. lol
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Open gift horse's mouth; insert foot. I'll burn that bridge when I get there. Don't trust Greeks baring gift horses.
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I try not to. HOWEEEEVER, When I worked at Tower Records there was this one gay guy, really flamboyant and geeky but funny. He came into our department office, handed me a package, and said.... "Beware of queens bearing gifts." I nearly pissed my pants I laughed so hard. This was when people still knew how to make fun of themselves.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your friend's nose. Life's a b*tch and then you marry one.
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its better to keep your mouth shut, and let everyone think your an asshole, than to open your mouth, and prove it
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Blessed are the cracked for they shall let in the light. Joke 'em if they can't take a f**k.
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Blessed are those who walk in circles, for they shall become known as wheels.
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You've buttered your bread, and now you have to sleep in it. :D
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liquor in the back, bagger up front. (worked in grocery)
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"balls", said the queen, "if i had them i'd be king"
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Economy is worse than a divorce. I lost half my net worth and I'm still married.
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"You're a gentleman and a school bus!"
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"Why don't you make like a tree ... and get the *%@# outta here"!
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If you can't say something nice about someone c'mere and sit down next to me.
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Better late than pregnant....
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Like an old AB Question of mine [that got attempted x3, what do you call it when someone 'cops' on you for AB points? Anyway, I forget. - Just looked it up = "moderation"]: "Is it better to have loved then lost, than never to have lost at all?" [Now, this was supposed to be a very funny joke, dig?] ;-)
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you know what they say! "don't smoke... Toke!"
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"Do unto others. . . . . . .BEFORE THEY DO IT TO YOU!"
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Don't put off to tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow!
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