ANSWERS: 23
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1. A sawed-off shotgun. 2. Other current or former partners. 3. Results of your latest paternity test (if male). 4. Souvenir poster of when you appeared in the Ten Most Wanted at the Post Office.
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Your floor-model hookah.
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Your parole officer.
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Your electronic ankle bracelet.
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A see-throw blouse
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Your other woman : )
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If your S/O has told you all about the family..allergies, likes, dislikes, etcetera, you can be pretty secure in taking a gift, assuming you're being invited over for dinner. If it is simply to meet them and then leave, I would take nothing. If it is for dinner, and you know what they like, I'd take a bottle of wine or a box of candy or even a container of home-made cookies or some other specialty that you take pride in preparing! :)
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a bottle of vodka.
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Your Bong!
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her virginity
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Drugs..:)
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Your bondage gear
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Your preconceived notions.
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It's best not to take drugs or your ex
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Magic Mushrooms. unless they give them to you.
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Your ex wife?:)
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your X s/o
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Party pills or pot beforehand!
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Me.
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An attitude. There's an old saying in the gay community, "Never meet your boyfriend's parents. For years, they've blamed themselves for the fact that their son is gay, but now it's YOUR fault." You might be able to jump over that barrier, or they might lower that barrier, but busting through that barrier is probably not a good idea if your goal is to get them comfortable with your joining the family.
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A gimp mask or an enormous dildo... I just think they'd give the wrong impression.
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Their jewelry and other valuables.
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Your other s/o and the child the two of you had together. Or copies of your Swingers ID cards.
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