ANSWERS: 10
  • Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor daughter a dress...when she got there the cupboard was bare.................so was her daughter I guess. Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came a spider and she beat it to death with her spoon. Hickory dickory dock, two mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one and the other got away.
  • Mary had a little lamb, That'll teach her to sleep in the barn. __________ Little Boy Blew, Because he really needed money. __________ Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck & a quarter, Jill came down with two and a half, still think they went for water? __________ Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider and sat down beside her, so she beat the shtt out him with her spoon. __________ Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to give her poor dog a bone, But when she bent over, old rover drover, for he had a bone of his own.
  • Rock a bye baby has NEVER made sense to me. The baby falls for pete sake. Down will come baby cradle and all! That one is twisted. LOL +5
  • Two lovers lay upon the beach Engaged in youthful folly. The sun was hot on Tommy's back. The sand was hot to Molly.  
  • Mary, Mary, quite contrary, trim that _____ is too damn hairy. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds & whey, along came a spider, whos sat down beside her, and said,"what's in the bowl, b!tch" There was an old lady who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her uterus fell out (Diceman)
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses and all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
  • Hey diddle diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread.
  • Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating his sister.
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill on an elephant Jill fell down Jack couldn't get off So Jill helped Jack --- the elephant.
  • Anything from Andrew Dice Clay! Old mother Huber went to the cupboard to get her dog Rover a bone when she bent over Rover took over he had a bone of his own ------------------------- Little miss Muphette sat on toughette eating her curds and whay along came a spider and sat down beside her and said: "whats in the bowl bitch" Badda bing badda boom

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