ANSWERS: 76
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NEVER tell her she needs to lose weight...
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LOL--"I like my women that waY"
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hurry up, i have 3 other people i have to visit
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Go put some clothes on!
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is that stretch mark new?
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"I change my mind."
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i have genital herpes. (i hate those commercials)
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Time for you to go home now, I need some sleep.
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"What was your name again?"
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I think you have been eating too many cookies recently..
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You know what? It wasn't those pants that made your ass look fat......
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Do you mind wearing this paper bag Butterface?
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your fat..:)
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you must have just finish
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you should really put some clothes on now, should i get them for you?
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She has B.O.
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About the other naked woman in the spare bedroom.
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so how is your diet
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The amount of pubic hair she is entitled to have.
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get dressed..
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"The laundry basket is full dear" *smack!*
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you feel totally different
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you don't belong here
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wow you even have wrinkles there
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i never realized your tits were this saggy before
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could you put your panties back on, the smell is nausiating
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Fancy a threesome with your mother??? lol x x x
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whats that smell? low tide?
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Present!
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Well, I don't think insulting the way she looks naked in any way would go over too well.
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What's that smell?
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How old are you again?
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move your fat ass!I need the remote
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you dont look as good as the naked lady i had in that bed last night.
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"Uhh.... I think I hear my mom calling... I gotta go!"
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whats your name?
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Uh ... baby, it's been a long day I know, but your pits smell, how about a shower?
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How much?
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You look so much better naked than your father did.
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Could you just...you know...pull the covers back over yourself?
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"I've got aids"
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Damn girl, is that your pussy I smell?
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''Got anything smaller yo?...''
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what are sexual offenses? 'cos I just came out of prison 'cos I was arrested for doing them.
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Do you think it would be a good idea for us to join the gym?
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Where is my wallet?
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Who are you?
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In these circumstances, communication needn't be with words. There are other parts of the anatomy through which communication can take place.
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Dammm your fat!!!!!!
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I thought you were hot last night... Must have been the jagger?
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Sorry, I forgot your name...
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Mother what you doing here!! lol
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I have AIDS.
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My ex wife looked so much Sexier.
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"Hey MAN--get outta my bed!!!"
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Your breasts are uneven...
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My girlfriend has nicer boobs!
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leave the dough on the nightstand on ya way out....bitch.
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what is THAT?
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Dam......put some clothes on....ewwwwwwwww
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!. Cover up honey. 2. A quik bit of surgery could take care of that 3. Heyyyy. Turn the lights off....Jeez. What is that a goiter? 4. Put something on your ruining the mood. 5. Now that I saw you naked I think we'll go to dinner first.....OK? 6. The game is just starting. Get dressed. 7. I'm no doctor but you should get that mole checked out, forget about sex, lets go to the ER, I called you a cab. Let me know how it turns out. Goodfellas is on...........GOODFELLAS!!!!!
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never tell her about your bacteria mold collection....or start bragging about all your other pursuits with women....cause half of them are lies to begin with hahahahahaha.....
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Why are your tits under your arm pits?
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can you tie those saggy things in a knot?
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Oh Dave!
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Boy you're fat
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that dress needs ironing! where is the customer service helpline? That magazine has false advertising
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Make me some cookies woman. Or Ill steal all the dough off your body and make 1000 cookies myself. :)
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In that Jim Carrey movie about Andy Kaufman ("Man in the Moon"?), he told a woman at a nightclub, "Excuse me, I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Oh, wait, that's your @$$."
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Get up and make me some breakfast.
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You look like my sister.
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was that the full $40 or is there more
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Are you pregnant?
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"Your thighs ripple like cottage cheese when I'm f*cking you."
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i want my money back!
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You looked like a beached whale. Or anything else that's mean if you still plan on having sex with that person.
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