ANSWERS: 33
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I am going to have a sleep now
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You look funny naked. :>(
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Did ya ever see "The Crying Game?"
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was that good for you? did I please you. Damn if they don't know, don't ask..
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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snoring sound......
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"My other boyfriend was Better than THAT ...."
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The doctor told me my HIV results would be back by tomorrow. :-(
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"Is that it?"
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Eww.
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"Are you in yet?"....;-D....
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was that worth my time?
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Is it over?
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you suck
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I'm not laughing, I'm coughing....
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How big did you say you were?
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"That's it?"
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So that's what it feels like to fuck a xylophone. >_>
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you have bigger fingers
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Try lower, that was my belly button.
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Thanks for giving me something to remember you by. (This was actually said to me by my ex (or some variation of it) after the last time we had sex. Also this wasn't break up sex. I found it weird that she would say something like that and questioned her, she was going south for a few weeks and said that it was just something hot that she'd be able to recall when she was down there. The day before she left she broke up with me.)
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I actually used to be a man. Can you tell?
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<sarcasm>"Well, THAT was fun"</sarcasm> Or, "Are you done, yet?" Or, "zzzzzzzz"
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ahhh, my wife never does it like that
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Sorry, I was too horny to tell you the truth that I do have an std. I was afraid you wouldn't put it in me because we didn't have any condoms.
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"I've had better."
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"You're done ALREADY??"
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Glad thats over.
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Are you still going? Are we done yet?
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That was me,smells a bit.
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ill see you at work.
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That was awful.
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You were GOOD!
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