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That they didn't even buy me dinner first!;)
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I wonder: What is this doctor actually thinking in their head?
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is he looking for change?
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"I wish he would get his fingers out of my arse".
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Alright, hes got his hand so far up my ass I can taste latex!
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The pain! And, he better get away from me, NOW!!
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I hope I don't fart....HEHE..!
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I usually think "ugh...how can this guy separate his work life from his private sex life" ...particularly about the male doctors who delivered my 3 babies.
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its nearly over!
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Stop saying 'just relax' you stupid nurse! ...Generally I try to think about what to cook for tea or nice handbags!
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Damnation! Couldn't this doc trim her nails before this prostrate exam?
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I hope this doesn't pinch.
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LALALALALALALALA
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I used to just tell myself its almost over and to hang in there but when I got a call about an abnormal pap I started worrying. Then I had to go for a biopsy... the most painful thing I have gone through recently, nothing for the pain. UGH horrible! Thank God they were just pre cancer cells that my doctor will keep an eye on but when I go now... I just pray to myself "Dear God, I hope they don't find anything this time!"
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I can't stand them. Now what goes through my head is the time I was so uncomfortable I tightened up and had the doctor yelling, "You're going to break my finger! You're going to break my finger!" I do try to be more careful nowadays!
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I am always a little weirded out by the stickers/ posters on the ceiling. I don't know why this bothers me, there's just something not right about it.
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I just talk to my doctor about my "body". She's been my doctor for about 15 years. It's never weird. Some times we talk about my work, college, my bf, etc
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+5. It is not what goes through my head that makes me think then
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Hello doc, nice to meet you. May I see your hand please. I'm sorry. That index finger is way to big. Can I borrow your phone to call my health care insurance company to get a different doctor?
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Pain.Discomfort.Torture.Weird images,I go someplace else as if I am being tortured.I don't know why,because this should'nt be anything like that-I realize that these are just professionals doing their job,and probably mean me no harm,but just as well,I can't help it.*
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Okay, how soon is this going to be over?
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Well as a doctor all I can say is that I have in the past sometimes thought? "What happens if the top of the spatula breaks off!?" I wonder? if he wonders what I think about, as I get down to the second knuckle?" Your question almost makes me check the medical records of patients to see if any have ever asked for a "Second opinion?" grin..
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please be straight...please be straight...PLEASE BE STRAIGHT!!!
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Is that really his finger?! lol!
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