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“Get out of my house”. Otherwise nobody will come to see me.
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I can think of an infinite amount, most of which would get me banned, so i will throw out something tame like "Polly wants a fistf**k"
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You look fat!
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"You're a c**t".
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The money is in the safe behind the picture of the boat. the combination is -------
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Anything you wouldn't want them to scream out in front of everyone.
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If you are married your parrot does NOT need to say, "Oh Tom! More...More baby!" especially if your husbands name is Fred.
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Where's the strap-on darling?
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Curse words!
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F**k you copper, your not taking me alive!
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I wouldn't want them to say anything that is really bad or rude but I do have an Eclectus that says 'bl00dy hell Cricket' who is my other bird.
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QUICK! OUT THE WINDOW! MY WIFE'S HOME!!
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Yelling Shut the h*ll up at the dog out the windows in the summer. Neighbor isn't too impressed
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Coincidently my mother was telling me yesterday about a childhood friend called Sandra when she was younger, and she had a parrot which had obviously heard Sandra's parents use a phrase quite a lot, as my mother said every time you went to the door all you could hear was the parrot saying "come here Sandra you wee bugger".
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