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Rat shit, Bat shit, Dirty old twats, 69 assholes tied in a knot... Don't ask its from my dad!
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in the world of cherrios, be a fruitloop
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You better take care of me, Lord. If you dont, you're gonna have ME on your hands.."
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People are stupid.
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HOLLA BACK!!! lol Holla at cha boi aiight :P
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'Welcome to my world' and 'Thank you for sharing' (both said with the appropriate amount of sarcasm, of course!)
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What goes around comes around.
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The perfect is the enemy of the good. --Voltaire.
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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
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True power comes in knowing that you can, but you don't.
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Love, Peace, Chicken Grease. It's a saying me and my friends came up with.
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quality not quantity
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"Good day"..it is in the way that I say it that it strikes a nerve!
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Goodnight ... (i love my sleep time) followed by Goodmorning ... (i made through the night to see another beautiful day)
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WHEEEEEEE!!! -it always help me get things off of my mind for awhile just by saying it stupidly...=)
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Holy smoking Batman's Nipples or alternativley Holy Flaming Jesus Waffles.
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That sucks like a whore out of crack!
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Philosophy: "Don't bet more than you can afford to lose." Works in relationships, jobs, investments, a universal truism.
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and Bob's your uncle....no wait a minute...he's my brother in law...in fact two of them are named Bob. :-)
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Love, Peace, Chicken Grease!!! Its a random saying that me and my friends came up with that we thought was funny. Its supposed to be a goodbye like the hippies said "Love, Peace and Tranquility."
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Eh, feck it 'til tomorrow. Have a drink!
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Go Figure
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You only need to be 30% smarter than the tools you're using.
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Get over it.
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I see said the blind man to the deaf mute
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Non est ad astra mollis e terris via - There is no easy way from the earth to the stars (One of my favourite Latin sayings).
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You can have your list of excuses or your list of achievements. It's up to you.
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We teach others how to treat us
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or what have you.
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God bless you.
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Yeah right..whatever.
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In the face!
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Word. and Hella.
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it works for me.
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You can get everything you want,by helping out others get what they want.
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Life's a bitch then ya die, oh and "yeah wotever"(but that was someone else's answer too!)
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"Ah do what ah want!"
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Horrors!
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Jeesum Pete!
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i'm not greek, but i like when they say, opah, in happiness!!! i also like crikey and i like the line from the movie just married, when the girl says "cheese and rice" in frustration
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Awesome Possum really is my favorite. Also: Jesus H. Christ on a crutch. And when we were younger we couldn't use "god's" or "Jesus'" name in vain so we would say instead: Cheese n Crackers instead of Jesus Christ. Then later it became Jesus Crackers. :P Also: For the Love of Sanity, and For F*ck's sake!
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In Cali, sometimes we say "right arm" because it sounds like "Right On" to make fun of ourselves a bit. It's funny.
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I say "cheese and rice" all the time. And, "whatever bloats your goat". =)
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stinkin' thinkin'
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Dad Gum it---Instead of GD it. I have a 3 year old and she was saying DAMN IT!!! cause I let it slip.
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cool beans
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Later gator...
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I forgot about wOOtloops!
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"What's the deal pickle"? "Don't let your meatloaf". and for someone, especially a kid, who is passing gas alot "whistle-britches"
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Whenever I like something I call it either the "bees knees", or the "cat's ass". Usually the latter...
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I find my self saying, "Holy sheep sh*t, Batman!"
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"Fucking bicycle tits!
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"_______ rocks my socks!!!" Also I like to say "whatever steams your rice..." :D
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Wootloops and awesome possum.
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A no you have, a yes you can get.
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Nothing is better than it should be.
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Whatever
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Guns kill people the way spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
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*Everything happens for a reason* *The heart wants what the heart wants*
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"A loaf of bread is heavy if you don't want to tote it." My ex boyfriend used to say that all the time.
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"Expecting the world to treat you nicely because you're a good person is like expecting a Bull not to charge because you're a Vegetarian" That always makes me smile, hehe Also: "You can run, but you will only die tired." SAS "Pain is just weakness leaving the body." USMC "You can run and you can hide, but you will only die tired and in obscurity." US Infantry Snipers They also make me smile every time : P Perhaps a bit morbid, but meh : D ***** Another one I just remembered: "You are just one dot amongst 7 billion dots on a bigger dot flying around a brighter dot lost amid a billion, billion, billion more dots." lol, that is a fairly accurate description of what we are compared to the known Universe, I love it : D
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There is no education in the second kick of the mule.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. ~ Albert Einstein
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Guns don't kill people, gaping holes in vital organs kill people. LOL I laughed so hard when I fist read that!!! I thought I would share it. It was quite a while ago.
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"Always know more than you need but never as much as you want". "If love comes from the soul nurture it with gentle actions and kind words lest it pass on to its next life". If you want to be Happy............BE. Leo Tolstoy.
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"if i had a nickel <every time some random act happened>...." - i use it so much, i'm sure ppl hate it. "it isn't until we have lost everything, that we are free to do anything." "always make an extra batch, so you can dye your sn*tch to match" - my crazy great aunt STILL says that all the time. "all your base are belong to us" - it's kinda code for 'i love you' between my bf and i.
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" I wasn't even in aisle seven" - Mr. Mom..It's a denial thing. Most people don't get it which makes it better!
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"Take the high road first, if that doesn't work punch em in the face."
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When life hands you lemons, demand a margarita! Boycott shampoo, get real poo instead. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in. Sex is like oxygen, it's not important until you aren't getting any.
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"You're the boss, applesauce" and "fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
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Don't let your problems get you down, unless it gets you down on your knees
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If everybody is thinking the same thing Nobodys thinking :DD
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Whatever
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This is my own Quote !! You have to live a lot of life to learn a little bit!!
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1st time shame on HIM, 2nd time shame on YOU!
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I don't want to, how much does it cost?, and I'll give it right back.
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que sera sera what will be?
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Life's a bitch...then you die
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You know what My Grandma used to say... F**k You!
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never bullshit a bullshiter.
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"Do unto others are you would have others do unto you"..that's why I value kindness above all, because I want to be treated with kindness and so I try to treat others with kindness. I don't always succeed, but I keep trying.
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"NORMAL is a cycle on a washing machine." --John McAfee
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If you bend over backwards to get or keep a relationship, you're going to have backache for life.
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"You can keep your Citizen Kanes. You can keep your Gone With the Winds. Give me GIANT ROBOTS!" --Craig Ferguson, in reference to the Transformers movie. Okay, not really. Here's my real favourite: "Science is good, but science will not give you the taste of the soup." --Albert Einstein
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Weirdness isn't weird if you don't fight it.
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one that I like is: -give a man a fish and he'll be ok for a day, teach him how to fish and he'll be ok for life-
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((I hope someone didn't already post this)): "Common sense ain't common."
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You gag at a gnat and swallow an elephant!!!
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this may sound morbid, but on charles bukowski's gravestone it says, "Don't Try" i guess to me it is sort of like yoda saying there is no try because you either do it or you dont.
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My favorite quote is: "MAKE GOOD CHOICES" (for some, easier said than done though)
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"If love comes from the soul, nurture it with kind thoughts and gentle actions lest it pass on to its next life" "Always know more than you need but never as much as you want" "True friendship is as rare as snowdrops in the Sahara Desert"
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Don't ever have any regrets because at one time it is exactly what you wanted.
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"There is no one who does not have scars on his heart. If there were someone like that, he would be a shallow bastard." -Hiei of Polteregiest Report
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"If at first you dont succeed, give up"
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May evil become confused on the way to your house.
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"The real in us is silent; the the acquired is talkative" "A sense of humour is a sense of proportion" -both from Kahlil Gibran.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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"I am the Way and the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." How cool is that? :oD
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"Another day another box of stolen pens." homer Simpson on work
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Ain't nothing to it, but to do it.
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