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Not sure if this qualifies, but a radio announcer in Texas was siging on and said: "This is the youngster, Jimmy --- coming to you from KKYR in beautiful downtown Tyler, everyone's favorite sexas titty."
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“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.” ~ George W. Bush on the need for better quality guns.
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I started signing parts of a Queen song and this 18 year old very religious guy at my job said "I know that song, Bohemian Blasphemy". I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair. During a recent sermon it was said "we need prayer and medication" when he meant to say meditation. Honestly, sometimes the medication would do you just as good. An illustration at my congregation was being given about a healthful drink and he shouted out the word "Toxic" and quickly corrected himself by saying "Tonic". Maybe he had Britney Spears on the brain.
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