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by davoomac on December 10th, 2006
I've got a few that I always use:
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"
Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.
Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.
Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.
by jt007m on December 10th, 2006
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
by Gibbers on January 12th, 2007
yo momma so fat, she gets three miles to the gallon in a hybrid!
yo momma so ugly, even tom won't be her friend on myspace!
by justinoldguy on December 10th, 2006
Heard a few I like equally well:
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell out, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
by lightfly on December 10th, 2006
Be prepared.... I got a few...
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Yo Mama So Stupid She goes to shaq for free throw lessons
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat i need a cave search crew, flashlights, and a map to have sex with her
Yo Moma So Poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo Mama So Stupid i found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mamma so fat, you need a to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
yo mamma so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck for the dogs to play with her
yo mamma house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
by Junk Yard Dog on January 20th, 2007
Yo mama sooo fat, she put on a pair of Guess jeans, and the answer popped out......
by tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read on January 1st, 2007
yo mamma's so old,she sat behind jesus in the first grade,
yo mamma's glasses are so thick,that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
yo mamma's so fat when she jumped into the ocean, the whales surrounded her and sang we are family.
yo mamma's so fat that when she wore yellow 'everyone thought she was the sun.
by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on January 21st, 2009
That these are her panties
by NotYourAvgPsycho on January 30th, 2007
Yo mama so fat, she walked outside in a yellow raincoat and the school kids tried to get on board.
Yo mama so fat, she was standing on the corner and the cops came by an said, "Alright, ya'll gotta break it up".
Yo mama so crosseyed, she started crying and tears rolled down her back.
Yo mama so bowlegged, she went to jump the ditch and landed in her back pocket.
Yo mama so ugly, the last time she went camping Bigfoot reported a sighting of her.
by car audio crazy on December 13th, 2007
yo mamma's so fat she when she walked in front of my favorit show i missed the whole season
by va_freaking_nessa on December 29th, 2006
Yo momma is so short, she can bunjee jump off her shoe using a shoelace.
Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered. (ew lol)
by ChrisDG on December 11th, 2006
Yo mama so fat, to have sex with her I had to slap her thighs and ride the waves in.
by Jade on December 11th, 2006
Yo mama's so fat, she left home wearing high heels and came back wearing flippers.
by justme32 loves the weekends on December 10th, 2006
Yo mama so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck...yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
by shellscat on December 10th, 2006
Yo mamma is so poor when we asked what's for dinner she said corn and put her foot on the table.
by Will on January 23rd, 2009
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
by casual hero on April 26th, 2007
Yo Mamma so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the ones with Ws
by Tantric on January 20th, 2007
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
by redb_ball is away on December 29th, 2006
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
by luckyjeans on December 13th, 2006
yo mama's so fat i had to take two trains and a bus just to get on the bitch's good side.
yo mama's so fat, when she go to the movies, she sits next to EVERYBODY.
by ChillWinterheart on December 13th, 2006
yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry [from Johnny Bravo]
yo mama's so fat, i made love to her and rolled over twice, and i'm still on the damn bitch [from The Nutty Professor]
by Jade on December 10th, 2006
Yo mama is so fat, she fell down and then rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama's underarms are so hairy...it looks like she has someone in a headlock.
by Kimmy on January 23rd, 2009
Yo mommas so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth!!
by Anonymous on February 21st, 2008
yo momma's so old she owes JESUS $3
by dreamtxhim sends love to the dance floor on July 29th, 2007
Yo momma's like a ceiling fan; turn her on, and she'll blow everything in the room.
by Chuunin Ninja on July 29th, 2007
Yo momma's hair is so nappy her comb has braces.
by ... on January 30th, 2007
*dirty joke alert*
Your momma's like a Taco Bell. Open all night, cheap, and loved by Mexicans.
*/dirty joke*
by Anonymous on January 25th, 2009
Yo mamma so ugly, when she walks in her trailer, the cockroaches run for cover.
by Will on January 23rd, 2009
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYBODY!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to Egypt they thought a Hippo had climbed aboard the boat!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes swimming the wales sing to her!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps into the pool all the water jumps atta the pool!
by Someguy on February 21st, 2008
Yo mama is so Nasty that she has put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
by dpc81 on November 1st, 2007
your mom is so fat.. on a scale of 1 to 10. She's a 747.
Your mom is so fat, when she put's on her little black dress...She looks like OUTER SPACE!
Your mom is so fat... she has to have pesos in one pocket, and Euro's in the other.
by Harro Mique on March 7th, 2007
Yo mamma so stupid that when she entered a stupid contest they said,sorry,no proffesionals.
by ADLICH on March 7th, 2007
Mine is Yo Mamma's so fat she makes the universe look like a tic tac.
by PcopT2145 on February 7th, 2007
Your Mommas so fat, when she walks backwards, you hear, "beep, beep, beep"
by JUSTNORMAL on December 10th, 2006
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
by mi2213. on January 21st, 2009
...she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out! oooh
by rdrainer on July 29th, 2007
yo momma chest so flat, she got "this side up" tattooed on her belly
by ninjatoast on May 4th, 2007
Yo mama so stiupid she got locked in a motorcycle!
by PcopT2145 on February 7th, 2007
Yo Mommas so fat, while sunbathing one person kept her wet while the other called Sea World..
by milt_meister on January 12th, 2007
your mommas so fat when she gets in an elevator it has no choice but to go down!!!
by Anonymous on January 4th, 2007
yo mama is so fat she jumped out of the boat into the ocean and a wale poped up and said "we are family even though your bigger then me"
by Roger Kovaciny on December 18th, 2006
Yo' mama remember when the rainbow came out in black and white.
Yo' mama fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Yo' mama so poor, she cuts matches down the middle!
by justme32 loves the weekends on December 10th, 2006
Yo mama so skinny she does the hula hoop through a cheerio...I have sooo many more of these.
by tripwire on December 3rd, 2006
Yo mamma so fat, you don't walk around her, you orbit! (just made it up)
by Scifisuz on January 21st, 2009
Each thigh has its own zip code.
by Shanel with an S on January 21st, 2009
she's on both sides of the family!
by 1THING on January 21st, 2009
The sun is jealous of her gravitational attraction.
by Anonymous on August 7th, 2008
Yo Mama so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium !
by eric on May 24th, 2008
Yo Momma such a pig, she went into 7-11, when she came out it was 6-10.
by Olero on March 17th, 2008
Yo mama so stupid.... she decided to keep you
What does super gaff mean?
by Answerbag Staff on July 12th, 2010
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Care to share some positive "your mama" jokes? (Example: Your mama's so nice, I'd like to meet her sometime.)
by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on January 8th, 2008
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Please finish: I'll punch you soo hard that...?
by Anonymous on March 20th, 2008
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Do you eat a lot of food, to be fat?
by laser on August 27th, 2010
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What is your best trash talk?
by Clueless Ned on September 23rd, 2007
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Comments
these are the best so far!
by luckyjeans on December 13th, 2006
THE FIRST ONE IS THE BEST
by Da_Man on January 12th, 2007
haha That's my all time favorite one!
by davoomac on January 12th, 2007
That was pretty much my entire list!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so depressed... but i never heard the bookmark one... props to that one...
by pillman2 on January 30th, 2007
Those are the best Yo Momma Jokes I have ever heard. I like the Chin one.
by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on May 3rd, 2007
Those are the best Yo Momma Jokes I have ever heard. I like the Chin one.
by Big Red Apple-WHHGBSWC on May 3rd, 2007
Don't you think that it's weird that the two dudes have exactly the same comment?
by DrkBlader27 on March 23rd, 2008
yeah whats up with those two guys? haha
by davoomac on March 24th, 2008
You knew the butta one too... : O (
by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on September 6th, 2008
that was one of mine.
by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on September 6th, 2008
i like the bookmark
by lightbulb on September 7th, 2008
i love the gas one, lol cant stop laughin
by newportbaby19 on September 9th, 2008
hahah i actually laughed out loud reading the gas one
by Woolgather on October 3rd, 2008
they just copied and paste the people commented both two
by lightbulb on October 3rd, 2008
How about yo mamas so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook?
by HeadAlpha on February 18th, 2009
lolage lollllllllllllllllll hahahahahahaha
by something of a nothing girl on May 7th, 2009
yo mama so stupid when she put a paper in front of the tv she called paper view
by alison4634 on February 23rd, 2010
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch xD
by sasa33pep on June 8th, 2010
Yo moma's like a baby she sucks everything in sight
lol nasty
by Ryanmaster on September 9th, 2010
Yo moma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book...?
by Artful Bodger on October 13th, 2010
I like the one about running out of gas. The one with the butter is really bad.
by robertwelsh5 on December 23rd, 2010
this ones good
yo momma so fat even dora couldn't explore her
by Joshua_W8339 on February 18th, 2011
The bookmark one was awesome!!!
by DarkMaskDiva/KBHCI on June 13th, 2011