You enter your home and find a Velociraptor in your kitchen eating your licorice. What would you do?
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R U Sirius
ANSWERS: 14
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Rush in, grab my licorice, turn and run away.
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scoop it up, put it on the table and offer it some licorice allsorts, see if it preferred them :)
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get my licorice and tell the velociraptor how dare you get close to my licorice
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...ask him whether he wants a cup of coffee.....
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I whip his ass and toss him outside where he belongs. NO ONE touches my licorice!
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Oops, walked into the wrong house, we all hate licorice. Leave very quickly.
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Grab the 12 gauge and blow it's ass away from my licorice, then fire up the barbeque !!! :-)
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let him eat it, I don't like licorice, now if he were eating the oreo's that would be a different story, those I only share with my little boy........lol
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Get more licorice and an elephant tranquilzer.
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Freeze. Then sneak backwards out the door as quietly as possible.
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I am mad about licorice, so I would beat the hell out of him. Probably BBQ him as well...
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To hell with the licorice! I can buy a buttload of licorice if I live long enough to get out and call someone to buy this dinosaur off me. My house, my dinosaur.
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Wonder why on Earth it was eating licorice. Then I'd back away slowly, whilst being on the look-out for the inevitable pack that would be hanging round somewhere.
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Too much liquorice gives you stomach cramps and the squits. I guess I'd keep feeding it and just wait.
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