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She claimed to be outspoken, but she rarely was!
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Quit looking at me, it's not polite to stare at e when I'm all dead.
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Here lies a good man. Dead and Gone. He left is Name to carry on. Those who knew him, knew him well. And those who didn't can go to Hell.
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Life sucks
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Whats funnier than knowing I'm dead? Knowing that I'm dead and buried in a clown suit!
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I liked the Spike Milligan one... 'I told you I was ill' LOL
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Here lies Les Moore. No Less, No More.
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SHH! I'm finally sleeping!
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AB ... Good to the last Byte. .
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"I am not dead yet" =)
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And that's all she wrote ....
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Buried face down so you know who can kiss my b***
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I came into this world without consent, and left in the same manner! :)
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I cant believe you expect me to go to the afterlife wearing the horrible pink suit!
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i have to pee. still.
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I'd copy Spike Milligan "I told you I was ill" a final classic from the master!
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..i told you i was sick ...lol ... :O)
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Boot Hill, in Tombstone Arizona, and also Boot Hill, in Dodge City, Kansas, have several of these preserved. Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This Monument Erected By Her Husband As A Tribute To Her Memory. Monuments of this style are 250 Dollars. Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs From a forty-four. No Les No More. Here lays Butch. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw. Here lies a man named Zeke. Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. He called Bill Smith A Liar I would rather be here than in Texas. Here lies the body of John O’Day, Who died maintaining his right of way, His way was right, his will was strong, But he’s just as dead as if he were wrong
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" screw you guys, i'm going home! " south park :)
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