Do you mean that naked teenage eunuch?

My daughter's 12... I'm not sure of the details, but the story ends with me in jail.

Wow--I would have deja vu about a galaxy far far away in a time long long ago

This would never happen if these were followed: Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter" Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like change the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of DaNang. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

I guess it would depend onher age.

One of us is going to suffer with trying to fly without wings out my door.

Seeing as my daughter is only 6, I would pick up the nearest object and beat him to death. And then dump the body in the garbage bin outside.

well, if you were the father you'd have to beat him up, or else your daughter will think your a pussy and the boy would think it's ok, continuing to do it.

I'd get out a shotgun and put on my wedding tie.

I would ask how the hell my daughter turned into a man.

He would be escorted out the door... naked. Well, he might be sporting a few bruises as well where I was not too careful with the pressure point application (you really do not need to leave a mark). I might watch him as he passes from sight trying to make his way home naked and hurting. :) Then my daughter would get quite the talking to and not do it again... trust me. If my daughter had not been a willing participant, he would go out of the house in a body bag.

I hope he knows Jesus...because he will be seeing him soon.

I would give him 3 seconds to run and he better never let me see him again.

I would drag him kicking and screaming by the hair outside, preferabbly in the winter with snow and ice on the ground. I would leave him naked in the snow and tell him that, for every good reason he has for me not to execute him on my lawn, I have 3 that goes the other way and that I would be right back with his clothes and my gun. He could decide then to stay for the clothes and risk being executed, or to run through town in the winter naked.

All I would say is "Wife, get my out my bail money, cause I'm going to jail"...

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

The joke would be on him. I don't have a daughter but I do have a 40+ year old transvestite tenant in the basement

I own 2 CZ 75 Compact calibre .40 pistols. Nuff said. : D

I would scare him so bad he'd think only luck allowed him to escape with his life

Id congratulate him on having such fine taste in women, and then hand him his cock and balls in a zip lock baggie as a parting gift.

Think "Lock and Load"

Well, since two of my three grown daughters are married, I would let their husbands take care of any inappropriately placed teenaged boys. The only one of my daughters who is single is 45 years old, so that would be HER business, not mine! Problem solved! : D

He would quickly become a naked teenage Eunuch :o)

(Happily) I have no daughters - just naked teenage boys

You should definately talk to your daugher about sex, and how you feel about sex before marriage, birth control&condoms/etc. Us parents are somewhat naive when it comes to the sexual behavior of teenagers, and they are doing alot more than french kissing. If she's an old teenager 17 or 18 and it was a steady boyfriend, you shouldn't totally freakout. If shes a young teenager then yes you need to speak to your daughter because she's too young for that, or atleast make sure shes being safe and remind her she doesn't want to get a bad reputation around school. God bless!

If he was a strapping young lad from good stock he may stay. Otherwise the daughter gets cut out of the will and she can go live her own life in her own little dumpy apartment. I hope all my children work out but I do not expect them all to.

He would have a lot of explanation to do and maybe seek medical help afterwards!

As my daughter isn't even 2 yet, he wouldn't make it out alive. If she was a teenager, I'd kick his ass outside and set his clothes on fire most likely. If she was a mature adult, I'd probably laugh about it.

i'd be kinda sympathetic (been there done that got the t-shirt etc), and politely ask him to knock next time and keep it in his pants

I would beat the crap out of him. My daughters are 10 and 4.

My youngest daughter has only another month or so before she's no longer a "teenager". But let me think about how I would have reacted when - let's say they were 16 or so. ....I walk into my daughters room and she has a boy in bed with her, she says: " Dad! " I say something like this..."D***** !! Allright! Do me a favor you two and get dressed and meet your mother and me in the kitchen ASAP!", and I'd shut the door. When they both come into the kitchen I'd ask for D***** to introduce me to her palamore - and then would ask for all of us to sit down at the table for a nice chat. Where I would learn just what the hell was going on, ( hopefully, ), and just maybe an idea or two would come to my mind on how to deal with this situation. If my daughter was younger than 16 I'd be more assertive and absoloute in my total disaproval of the situation - at 16 or older I'm more relaxed but still upset about such "catting around" under my roof. At the age of 16 or above I would probably do nothing more than say " don't sneak around doing this under our roof - if your going to act like an adult then your going to be held to fully adult standards - you ask for permission first, then if given your mother and I can give you two a bit of privacy. If younger than 16 I'd tell the young man to go home and tell my daughter that although you feel and look like a woman your a minor child and both of you can get into a lot of trouble doing what you just did. Sex isn't just something you rush into - you need to know the do's and don'ts before having sexual relations. Here I would turn my daughter over to her mother so she could read our kid the "riot act" and then they both could go to the "Ladies doctor" for some practical advice and so precautions could be arranged for. I hope my advice was useful to you.

I would be answering you from jail.

WEll , The teen age boy would leave THRU the broken bedroom window, that just broke as he went thru it ... minus his clothes .... My daughter would be grounded for 30 days .. NO: TV, Cell Phone, I-Pod , or Computer in her room ... She would come home from school and remain without ANY phone calls .... It may sound harsh ; BUT at least there would be NO teen pregnancies that the taxpayers and Myself would end up paying for ...

If I had a teenage daughter and there was a naked teenage boy in her bedroom, then I would go on a murderous rampage.

be very dissapointed in my daughter ground her and tell the boy he isnt allowed to see her

i would knock the hell out of him then drag him to his house behind my truck.....you dont mess with my little girl

I would be convicted of Third Degree murder. I would kill that boy after torturing him. My daughter would get a beat down fobidden to go out for a entire year. I will be in Federal Prison probadly for rest of my life-then again maybe not.

shoot him

I'd pull him out of there before he was able to get dressed, go in and get his clothes, bring them to him, tell him to get dressed and that i never wanted to see him in or near my house or daughter again. Then my daughter and I would have a talk.

drag him by his ear out the house with no clothes on then remove the girls phone,pc and T.V for 2 months to teach her, NEVER again.

depends on what they're doing

He would be like Pee-Wee in Porky's. He would be running down the road naked only to be picked up by the Police.

If they're of or around legal age, I'd just ask him if he's got any diseases and is wearing a condom. If the answer's no and yes, I apologize and go make some food for all of us. If it's yes and no, yes and yes, or no and no, out he goes. If either of them are not nearly of age, out he goes. If it's a new boy every week, then I sit my daughter down and have a talk with her. I know this value is a mortal sin to have, since I'm supposed to treat her like a thousand-year old porcelain vase, but I encourage safe exploration.

DON'T overreact ! it'll make her rebel EXTREMELY ! just sit down and talk to her . notice i said TALK . no yelling . just tell her that you don't WANT her to be having sex ... but if she has already made her mind up , use protection and buy her the pill . sure , a daughter having sex is bad ... but what about a pregnant daughter ? ! :O the pill and condoms . just keep reminding her .

i'd turn to my daughter and say ''honey,stick some clothes on go to shed and get a shovel.dig a deep hole then go back to bed''

I would fly of the handle.

Not very politely, or with sanity.

wow....you should have set some stronger rules down with ur daughter.......you couldn't trust her to have her door closed.....maybe he was taking a shower in her bathrooom.....but, i doubt that......take care....Brian......

beat him to daeth

say o close the door and go and get some comdoms and give to them and say go for it

well id get his cell number and invite him into my room.. im male so sounds like fun to me

kinda be like oops sorry wrong room

I'd probably leave them be and ask later. It may not be what it seems. Teens do have self control.

somebody is gonna die and im going to jail

"Someone's gonna die, and it ain't gonna be me!" would be what I'd say.