I use to live by my mom and she got these 2 black puppy that use to jump on my son and knock him down all the time when he was 2. My dream was that my son went outside to play and i heard him scream so i ran out to see what was wrong and these dog had knocked him down and he had fallen on one of his tonka toys. I looked down and his eye was stuck to the toy. I started running down the stairs to his eye and i was screaming for my mom, but before i could get to the eye the dogs ate it. I woke up jumped out of bed ran over to my son and was so thankful it was really just a dream. I told my mom the dream and she ended but giving the puppies to one of her friends

let me see.. i was jumping around in the air like the hulk.. LOL.. and while i was jumping i got higher and higher and when i got really high... i started to think... "HOW AM I GONNA LAND ON THE GROUND WITHOUT DYING!!!!".. It was scary and then i woke up LOL.

My friend jim gave me a leather circle shaped THING, and i went to my friend Abi and asked her what it was and she said...'can't you tell, it's a teacup holder'..and then i put it through my ear... :S

I was flying through the clothing racks at Wal Mart naked..LOL--Weird= yes...

Last night I had a dream that I recieved a call from my mom. She was realy upset and she told me that my sister had been killed. Scenes flashed, then I was at the hospital and I saw her on a stretcher dead. I got really sad and I started to cry. Then scenes flashed, and I was at my second job(steak n sheak) I was still crying and I got upset. I started trashing the restaurant and I ran outside. My boss ran outside after me, and told me I could still work there, but I had to pay for the damage. Then I woke up. It freaked me out, because it felt very real.

when i was younger, i dreamt i was sleeping and then i woke up and looked out my bedroom window and was witnessing something really bad and this german shepard was looking at me and he started growling and i jumped back into bed and then i heard growling and then the dog leaped at me and was about to bite me and i woke up panting and scared.It was horrible.

Last night.. I had this dream that Me and my mom went back to Italy, where I lived before here. We got there by motorcycle. [I don't how, because I live in Virginia] When we got there one of my bestfriends Valentina, comes out of her house riding a horse dressed like the Queen of England's! I see some of my other friends who look pretty normal. Until I see another old friend from there... he was EXTREMELY short. Shorter than a dwarf! It was weird. But anyways, while my mom and I were 'visiting' Valentina, and i see my boii Alonzo, from school. Ianswer the door and he gives me a big hug and I was so happy to see him. Then he told me I had a booger in my nose. I run to the bathroom and get it out.[I guess this occured from another question on here that I answered EW!]I come out of the bathroom, I run into my mom. I ask her, "Is this a dream? Are we really in Italy?" Because it everything had felt so real. And she answered "Of course we are" I stared thinking "How can I be in Italy? I have school tomorrow!" Then I start hearing this faint beeping noise. It becomes louder and louder until I wake up. I moan and turn off my alarm. I didn't want to wake up! I miss Italy so much and having Alonzo there made it 10 times better!

Once, when I was little, I had these blankets I loved........and I dreamt a shark was eating them through a grate (you know, the ones you find on the road to trap water) I never left them behind again.

my weirdest dream was me dreaming of me dreaming! :P

dang i have tons of wierd dreams. this one i had where i was on an airplane and i had to go to the bathroom so i went to the door in the back of the plane and it opened up and i turned into princess lea ( sp) and luke skywalker was by me! then jaba the hut was a peanut butter blob and he ate people and i didn't know how to beat him until i opened a door and found germ-x and i squirted it on him and shriveled him up to a peanut. no joke i had this dream i'm not kidding

I was in a public bathroom in the mirror and this man walked in. He smacked me to the ground and I remember cowering under the sink and I escaped somehow..I woke up and went to the bathroom. When I fell asleep again, I had the exact same dream except this time I actually remembered that the man was gonna come in and I actually stopped him from beating me cuz I knew it was coming, now that was strange that in my dream I was able to stop it like that cuz it just happened...

I was standing in a neighbor's yard and was swallowed by a bear made of roast beef. His sides were made of slices and his insides were hollow. I had to eat my way out of the bear, but while I was doing it I was also outside the bear watching myself come through his belly. When I got out of the bear, I just stood around talking to the neighbor whose name was Suzanne.

I was at a party with my whole family and most of my friends... I was going up to them to talk and no one would respond to anything I was saying, they would look at me as if they didn't know who I was and walk away. I walked up to my sister knowing that she would respond and I couldn't talk. I tryed yelling and nothing came out and I started crying and woke up crying... It was strange... Made me feel weird all day...

I was sitting in class, Working on some work, then these chains came out of the desk, and next thing I know im falling into this blackness. I woke up like jumping in my bed >_>

Ok, now, bear in mind that I was raised in Marin County, California. I know what Marin County looks like and this was set in Marin County. I was riding in a car with Santa Clause's son. I was the passenger. Santa Clause's son was a hip-hop youth with his hair in a hairnet, a white undershirt, and the whole thing. The car was a powder blue lowrider from the '70's with fuzzy dice from its mirror. It was a convertible and it had hydraulics. Santa Clause had an office in a high scale building, visible only from the outside as the smoked glass of such places. I do not know how I knew this but Santa Clause was the head of a crime syndicate and the Santa Suit was the proper attire for the head of this crime syndicate. Whenever he was in his office, he had to wear his Santa Suit. Furthermore, somehow I knew that when his son visited, there was a special room with Santa Suits for those visiting Santa Clause. They could not visit him, if they were any rank in this organization, without first donning a Santa Suit of their own, including a fake beard. Ok, what Santa Clause's son and I were doing was trying to visit his father. I was going to wait in the car. There was a problem. Santa's son had to park. He would manage this, again and again, look around disgustedly, and say, "man, this ain't cool, gotta do it again", pull out, drive around, and repark in the exact same location. Of course, it was not cool enough so this happened a good 4 times in this dream. One of the times he got us stuck on a parking lot median and he used the hydraulics to get us off. He never did manage to park "cool" enough to visit his father by the time I awoke.

I dreamed that Edna Krabappel and Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons had babies after I saw them dating in the real episode, and they were in the hospital and had a baby boy, and edna said "what shall we call him?" and seymour said "how about Adam?" and she said "No we've already got six of them" cause theyd had that much sex

I was spinning around holding on to a rotary washing line, kicking peoples heads off when they ran up to me. I think I was a baddy being chased by loads of people in a Matirx style. I can't remember the rest of it but that is probably for the best.

swimming naked in lime jello being chased by a purple tiger.

OK, this is honest. I was at a big table and the heads of state and kings, etc., from all over the world were waiting for me to tell them what they should do...I was about to say something when the alarm went off. I had to get up and go to work. I still don't know what I was going to say....

I had a dream that the whole family were sitting watching tv. Then my brother turned into a parrot and flew off with the Tv. LOL

My weirdest dream has to be the one I had last night. I live in Ottawa, Ontario (the dream was specific in location). In Ottawa there are sub-"cities": Nepean and Barhaven (there are more). On the road to Barhaven from Nepean there was a black hole. However no one - except me - seemed to notice it. People would drive their cars down the road right into the black hole. Seriously.

well i have had MANY weird dremas but the one last night had to do with my dad, me and some other people and we found the type of paper that he Constitution ad Delcaration of Independence was written (even though in the drema it looekd liek a stack of computer paper). I had waaay too much social studies the day b4 i guess. :) B)

My weirdest dream was when my mother got into a car accident. The weird thing was it happened the next day!

I have too many to write in this one answer.

This morning I dreamed that I was playing a retro type video game (like Pac man), but there was a computer screen on it that I was attempting to spell "bad" words on, and my Grandmother was making lunch for me which consisted of baked potatoes and spinach salad. Weeeird!

I dreamt I was eating a marshmallow and I woke up with my pillow in my mouth;)

I was at amusement park with 3 of my friends. We got on the tallest water slide together in the same raft. As we were coming down I was looking at the sky because it looked green instead of blue. When I looked back down to my friends they were gone. lol I finally got to the bottom of the ride and there was this guy there looking at me funny, he said "the lost and found is that way". Some other stuff happened on the ride but its kinda fuzzy.

ok I had a very long dream - within the dream about a month passed - where a virus wiped out 98% of the world's population, and our local area was inhabited by wild dogs, scavenging thugs and dead bodies. Me and two of my friends had survived and moved into the police station in town - secure, safe and well supplied. We hotwired cars, raided supermarkets and reinforced the building. We also found other survivors, and brought them in. But then, one day a huge gang of looters and scavengers set fire to the building with petrol bombs. We ran out choking and my best friend tried to plead with the gang leader - He was coughing and blinded by the smoke. At that point, I started hearing 'Halelujah' by Jeff buckley playing in the background. The leader stepped out of his car and shot him in the chest. One of the other people ran at him with a police truncheon, but then one of the survivors that we had rescued pulled out a gun and shot him through the back of the head. I was surrounded by traitors and looters - the two friends that I had originally been with were dead at my feet. I was suddenly punched off my feet and sprawled on my back. The leader, who I now recognised as someone else that I now from my class in school, stood over me and laughed, then said: 'Survival of the fittest'

Here's a few: 1. I'm at the Quality Inn and I'm 13 and I'm walking from room to room watching the kids from the junior and senior class running around completely naked and having sex with each other. 2. I'm getting married but so is my brother and my best friend (but not to each other) and then all 3 couples go on the honeymoon together to this hotel where my brother is giving a computer workshop at this huge computer nerd convention. My husband and I get kicked out of our room just as things are spicing up and are taken up to the top floor by a snotty french man. Then my bff starts being all nostalgic (which is strange 'cause she's a sarcastic, cold hearted, witch most of the time) and then I wake up. 3. My 50-y.o. pervy science teacher holds a day at the school for all girls wanting to try out for the Mizzou golden girls. A huge huge huge fat girl is there and takes up half the room and no one bats and eye. 4. I'm looking down at the scale to see my weight and when I look up again I'm standing on the set of Family Feud and I look and see my weight is up on the screen along with the weight of a duck and other ridiculous comparisons.

I was underwater, but i could breathe. And then my dog out of no where came and started talking to me, saying that i need to go and close the back door. I woke up and checked the back door, and i left it open :S kinda creeped me out!

When I was 5 years old I dreamed that I was playing catch with my mom using a piece of coal. All of a sudden, her hand caught on fire, and when she tried to put it out, it didn't work. That was what I considered to be a "bad dream" at the time.

I was on an airplane flying, & all of a sudden, the captain comes out of the cockpit, looking furious. The bald man sitting next to me on the aisle seat stood up all of a sudden, looking furious too. He all of a sudden took out a billiard chalk & started to rub it on his head. While that was going on, the passengers on the plane were chanting loudly "Fight, fight, fight!" When the two were ready, the bald man, who was red by now, charged at the captain. Out of nowhere, the captain pulled out a frying pan, hitting the other guy with it & rendering him unconscious. After the passengers cheered, the captain sat at the seat next to me, with the plain continuing to fly smoothly (there was no one else, besides the captain, to fly the plane by the way).

lol

I was playing Halo 2 and my character ran out of the scotch he was drinking, I went to the store to get more but got pulled over on the way. The police officer opened the rear door of my car (a 2-door Eagle Talon with the back seat taken out) and asked my to step out. In order to see if I was too intoxicated to drive a female cop showed up so we could play ping pong. The officers got a ping pong table out of the back of the first cop car and we each got a chicken to use as paddles and we played with little buffalo chicken wings. I won so the police gave me a ride home.

Recently, i had a dream i hung myself about my bed with my husband sleeping in it O___o

A humongous roach occupying my entire room with about 5 men in white (I think they are scientists) tinkering around with the roach (which is still alive). and then suddenly the roach exploded and there were bits of roaches everywhere. And then I woke up...

i have a lot of loopy dreams. to summarize my last dream, i was the queen on a toilet paper throne, trying my best to avoid going pelican hunting. i ran away from my court of jelly beans and my legs became fins, so i swam through the air into the clouds where i woke up, fully convinced that my legs were fishy appendages.

i asked my friend the same question once. he of the opposite sex so it got a little akward. he was playing halo one time in his dream then all of a sudden he was in a strip club getting a lap dance. this was when he was like younger than 13! and he can remember the club so well! maybe he was a little 2 honest...

About aliens. I'm so scared of them OMG!!! And in my dream I even felt some kind of electric smell coming from the UFO. It was all so real and so terrifying!!! This was only time in my life when I woke up from my own crying out loud "Maaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa!" Oh, sweet dreams! :D

I have alot of them so its hard to pick just one, the wierdest accurances in my wierd ones are when I am a different person but I know I'm me, I can view me as that other person (like racing your "ghost" in a game) and jump back in, kind of like the show Quantum Leap :)

That the 70's black horror movie vampire Blackula was chasing me in the hood!

an upside down canal system where I floated up into new chambers but never reached the surface

I'll answer my own question. This started at around 7 or 8 every time I'm really sick with a high fever I have a dream that these reptile like humanoids are taking over. There is a group marching down the street and I'm hiding behind a building. when they get close I wake up.

this one where i was watching my favorite teacher being beat up by a past version of her father. i pick him up and throw him against the wall only to find he is made of straw. i take her outside and uses words to form and create a black flat circle that i stand on and she sits on. we are lifted off into the air and into an alley that has no ground but water and while passing through it i find a gift a person i call mom [not my real mom] had given me. it was at my eye level and next to it was another version of it in with green and a different fairy on it. my gift was a book with a pink fairy desguised person exept the different version of it was green and the fairy was a witch.

Well one I was laying in my bed, woke up(in my dream) and saw an alien sitting in my computer chair. He was a green blob type thing. He was just sitting there, than he released a dragonfly. Only it wasn't really a dragon fly...it was a camera made to look like a dragon fly. Just as he let it go a gold duck flew in and started going after it. Than I woke up(for real) lol Another one was the world was dark, on fire and demons were flying around everywhere. It was scary.

um the wierdest one i thank i have had so far is when i gt chased by a labtop computer, (that i found out got stolen) or when i had a dream i jumped off the highest hotel (it was so big it was in space) and i jumped off and landed on my feet. idk how.