Would you drill straight through a Caribou to lower energy prices?
by 
malevolentbutticklis
ANSWERS: 9
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Yes. I would sacrifice these cute puppies for significantly lower gas prices. ($1.50 a gallon) I would sacrifice the ugly dog for $2.50 prices.
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I've drilled straight through a caribou to eat one so yeah I guess I would. When it comes to the very survival of this country sure I would.
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Gotta love Glenn Beck! Straight through a Caribou, or straight through a cute little penguin sitting on top of a polar bear!
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I think a caribou would be smart enough to get out of the way before the drilling commences! Much of Alaska is very empty and barren. The caribou have plenty of room. How many ABers will ever go up there to see a caribou in their lifetime? Most of us wouldn't even know they were up there without someone telling us. Drill. Drill away!
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No. I'd just spook it so it'd move.
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I'd drill it to kill it then I'd grill it. MMMMM MMMMM Good. Taste better then cow! Hey wheres Uncle Ted he's gonna help at the grill?
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I'd drill through it with a spotted owl!
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The caribou are over populus anyways...
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Oil closed at under $60 a barrel today, i dont think it will be necessary.
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