Why is it that everything I loose ends up under my bed? How does it get there? How does it even fit under there half the time!?
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anonymous
ANSWERS: 6
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When you are gone there is a little monster that fits everything under your bed. He usually doesn't do a good job and it turns out messy.
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It's not that everything you lose ends up under your bed, it's that everything that goes under your bed gets lost.
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I dunno but thats how i tidy up, "shove shove shove, oh look now you can see the floor - It's clean!"
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There's a little black hole under your bed, drawing every peice of stray material under your bed when you're not looking. Or maybe there's a dip in the floor under your bed.
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Its caused by the gravitational pull of the earth. You cannot fight the POWERS!!!!!! Do not even try or the curse of the duck shall be apon you!
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My theory is the One-legged Sock Monster who steals your socks from your laundry. If not then a close cousin of his.
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