There is a movie called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Yes, you read that correctly. The title pretty much explans the plot, Jesus Christ comes to earth to hunt vampires. I'm not joking. There is a scene where vampires are coming out of this car and roughly 200 of them come out of a 92 Honda Civic all in a line. Apparently vampires in this movie team up with clowns. It's glorious. There is another movie by a director named Uli Lommel that is just %150 fail called Zombie Nation. This corrupt cop kills these 5 girls and 5 of them come back as zombies. So it's not so much a nation as it is 5 hot chicks. And their not so much zombies as they are bad actresses with dark circles painted under their eyes. There are random shots in the movie of a guy getting hit on the ass with a yard stick or something while he screams in agony. Never explained. It's just in there for the hell of it. There is a part where the corrupt cop pulls over this girl and cuffs her. He takes her to a warehouse and he takes the girl in there. He comes out 15 minutes later with a duffle bag dripping blood and his partner doesn't question this at all. "What happened to the girl?" "I let her go." "O, ok." No "say, what's in that duffle bag that's dripping blood that you have with you?" They have several scenes in a police station that were clearly filmed in a basement of some sort. A stage light can clearly be seen in several of these scenes. Like clearly clearly. Like the entire light is in the shot, stand and all. You see the difference between these two movies is that Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter knows it's cheesy and it's good for a laugh and it knows that. It doesn't take itself seriously. It's about Jesus Christ fighting vampires, how could it possibly? Zombie Nation has the audacity to ask the audience to take it seriously. It's an insult to the viewers intelligence, it really is. One good thing about it though, is that a small time film maker like me can watch Zombie Nation and think to myself "shit, this got a DVD release? Ha! This is going to be easy."

Evil Dead 2 was the first thing that popped into my head. There is a scene where an evil hand is running from the guy who is trying to shoot it, and it runs into a mouse hole and then sticks out its middle finger at the guy LOL! It was pretty stupid!