Girls only, tell us your most embarrassing moments
by 
toby baggins
ANSWERS: 17
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Blowin the old man and having it spew out your nose.
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I was at a huge sporting event and my small daughter had to go to the bathoom. Since the bathroom was PACKED, we both squeezed into a stall together. I let her go first (due to her urgency!) and then I went. During the process I had dropped the very last bit of toilet paper on the on the floor (of course.) So I stood up, turned around and bent over to try to get the toilet paper, and unbeknownst to me, my daughter had finshed dressing, so she just opened the stall door and walked out. There I was, stall door wide open, full moon, with about 25 people or more(including moms with little boys) getting a full show. I was trying to grab my wandering daughter, and I could not turn around/sit down/pull up my pants/grab her/shut the stall door all at the same time fast enough. Everyone was laughing their butts off. Unfortunatley, my city isn't terribly big, so I recognized about half of the laughing faces.
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well... my boobs started growing and i was not used to big boobs. i wore my bikini to a swimming pool party and was not paying attention and my whole bathing suit top was off of me and everyone can see my boobs... my crush was there too, he just grabbed me out of the water and squeezed my boobs and shouted hey look it is water sex!!!! look at her boobs!!! so embarrassing!!! but he said he likes my boobs. lol
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One time i was swimming and my boyfriend was with me. I was at my house ( live alone ) my boyfriend decided to get crazy. he took off my top and we had sex.. we are now married and he loves putting lotion on my boobs
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I helped carry my disabled friend up a flight of stairs once and when i got to the top her husband noticed my nipple hanging out of my top. lol was funny, got to admit
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I peed on myself in class because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. I was in the 9th grade! Thank good i had a humongus coat that day and a applejuice to explain the yellow stuff beside my desk. God really helped me in that one. Truly embarrassing and no one new.
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I was with my sister and her young boys at a mall in the food court area. My sister was expecting a call, but she had her phone on vibrate in her pocket. She had to go get some napkins so she took her phone out and left it on the table. While she was gone, her phone rang and her oldest son, about 6 yrs. old at the time, yelled "Mom, your vibrator's on!"
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I thought that I was home alone. I had just walked out of the shower with the bathroom door open only to see a male friend of my boyfriend standing down the hall. We were both shocked, and I covered myself immediately. It seems that my bf had come home and invited my friend in the house. Neither one of us expected to see each other, nor have we ever spoken of this again. I was so embarrassed. I keep the door shut now.
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We went to a Water Park and I went on a big slide. When I got to the bottom and hit the water I came out of the top of my bathing suit in front of about 20 people, including a bunch of children. Having big boobs, they went "Splat!" up in my face. I have plenty more stories....
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I've had "blond moments"--like the time I didn't pay attention to where I was going and walked into a see-through glass door. Walking in the grass and sooo not noticing that the hole that my foot was heading for. Bouncing in a bikini that was too small and the top split in half--from the front (and the hook was in the back). One time, I had a picture taken where my mouth was hanging open. But I was only 13 y.o. That was a long time ago.
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I was in a supermarket one day, when I was walking along and grabbed a trolley I thought was ours (Family) and started walking away with it. I turned around and saw an old lady waddling behind me and my brother trying to race after me! I thought my brother was chasing me as a joke so I started running as fast as I could and hid from him. My brother finally found me in the womens aisle and said "You know that trolley belongs to that old lady?" I was soooo embaressed! Now my brother calls me "Oldies Trolley Stealer" OMG! So embarassing!
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When I was in grade 4, I didn't want to wear a bra with straps because they would show so I used shoulder pads(creative;I know) but when i was on the swings at school, I jumped off and everyone was like "eeeeeew" thats when I realized the pad had fallen out of my shirt. I'm a good liar and acted like I was confused but I don't think they bought it. Oh well. They'll forget sometime.
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OK, so we were doing this big test in english in school and i hadn't slept so i was really tired and then halfway through i started feeling really, really ill, all headachy and dizzy and feverish, and this teacher who i really like (as in love) says ok it was time up so we all put our pens down and stuff and as he's collecting my paper, he leans down and says really quietly so no one can hear "Do you need to be excused?" and i nodded cos i did and he said really loudly (i don't think he meant to embarrass me) "OK, all part of becoming a woman!" and i didn't even have the sense to tell him that wasn't what was wrong with me cos everyone was laughing cos they could all hear me and then i just went to the nurses office and cried for like five minutes. I was teased so much for like two months. they don't believe me that that's not why i was excused!
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We went to my husbands work picnic and I wore a pair of white shorts and what I though were plain white panties underneath, but what I didnt check out that the panties had EASY printed on the butt side, so "EASY" was showing through my shorts, until one of the other wife asked me if I knew it,, I wanted to go home right then but we couldnt,
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i was walking down the hallway with my friend and turned to walk into a classroom and slipped and comletely wiped out. one of the most popular guys in the grade saw me and is deffinately going to tell everyone about it in school on Monday. Im gonna get soooo much crap about it! FMLLLL
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I cant really think of one of mine at the moment but i wanna share one that i will never forget from my best friend. We were inside the pool at her backyard and so was her younger brother and his friend. I got out the pool and a few minutes later she gets out of the water to follow me when all we hear is a big "EWWWWWWW!!!!" from the boys that were still in the water. Obviously my friend and i turned around 2 see why they were making such a racket. They were both cornerd at the pool pointing at my friends floating pad!!! omg that was so unexpected and my bestie wanted 2cry form embarassement.she dipped it out the water and took off running inside the house. what i tought was the weirdest thing was that the boys instead of jumping out the pool they stayed inside cornerd w/ disgust.
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Well, I was at a water park with my friends. There are HUGE waves that splash everyone away at regular intervals. Welll.... One of the waves was ENORMOUS, and it pulled my bikini top RIGHT down, and a random woman I didn't know told me my bikini top was down to my waist. Everyone accidently got a free show that day, but it was really funny.
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