What is the funniest song lyric you've ever heard?
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ANSWERS: 16
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'I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs'
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"Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats and liddle lamzy divey... a kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?" (In ordinary English: "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?")
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I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house I don't know why I call him Gerald He's getting rather old But he's a good mouse From Bike by Pink Floyd. (A rather strange song). By the way this video isn't the official one, just put it here so you can listen to the song.
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The song "Be Aggressive" by Faith No More was apparently written by the guitarist. After you read the lyrics, you can see there he was messing with Mike Patton, who sang the song regardless.
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hahahaha. probably f*ck yeah from team america world police or anything but group x
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I've got tears in my ears from lying on my bed crying over you.
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and if i were gay I would give you my whole... being and if i were gay we would tear down the walls But I'm Not gay so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand
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The Ultimate Showdown, by Lemon Demon. I don't know why, but the thought of Abe Lincoln pulling an AK-47 out of his hat makes me laugh.
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genius in france-offensive to french, though
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Words from the Streak by Ray Stevens.
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"I can't pronounce her name so it should be mine. Mrs Carter you otta be my breakfast Lunch and dinner and I'm gonna need seconds." In a song with Nicole Scherzinger. That name is a really hard to pronounce, though. Probably not the funniest, but damn I've been cracking up over it for the last 5 minutes.
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Got my eggs, got my pancakes, too. My maple syrup -- everything but you. Always gives me a Jewel of a chuckle when this line comes up in this fantastic song.
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I used to love her but I had to kill her. I had to put her six feet under and I can still hear her complain.
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I'm taking my oyster for walkies, She's really incrediabley sweet, We walk very slow, because as you know an oyster has very few feet..(if any) Yes it's part of a real song...by the Goodies
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The song is "Your mama's on the top of my things to do list" I watch you at desk giving and receiving cheques But I know the quest for money is just a quest for sex So I cut to the chase and gave up on my job And now I spend my days with your mama on my knob....
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Say no more.
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