- NEW!
by LuckyLefty on August 11th, 2008
If the glove don't fit, you have to acquit
seemed to work for OJ didn't it?
by Cyndi Ninja on August 11th, 2008
I did the best that I could.
by purplecows on August 11th, 2008
Neener neener boo boo!
by BigDaddyBS on August 11th, 2008
Ooooppssss!
by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on August 11th, 2008
the devil made me do it.
by East Hill on August 11th, 2008
I'm mean, hey, c'mon! Global warming was going to wipe us out anyway, right?
by Papillon001 on August 11th, 2008
Great answers, remember...God has a sense of humor too. If not, we would not exist as a species (smile).
Be blessed and keep that sense of humor!
by allikatzpop on August 11th, 2008
"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"
by lazerus1500 on August 11th, 2008
It wasn't me, it was the one armed man.
by Blink on August 11th, 2008
say let me go or ill kill u all again;-)
by The Special One on August 11th, 2008
In my best Steve Urkel impersonation: "Did I do that?"
by ComplexKid441 on August 11th, 2008
To hell with your punishment, and to hell with you
by xXGATESXx on August 11th, 2008
ummmm....... psh..... uh yea...... um.... sorry?
by ALF - Gordon Shumway on August 11th, 2008
This is getting to be a habit! First Melmac, now Earth. Don't any of these planets come with a guarantee?
by thewallfly on August 11th, 2008
Either " He/She made me do it!" or " I dont know what youre talking about".
Oh, and an innocent look always helps.
by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on August 11th, 2008
woopsy...
by deltabtry on August 11th, 2008
oops
by MagicSquares on August 11th, 2008
I wasn't responsible for my actions owing to temporary insanity.
by Roidz on August 11th, 2008
Thats wen you say... "I need to speak wit my lawyer, until then i shall remind silent" lol
by purplecows on August 11th, 2008
"I didn't do it!"
by purplecows on August 11th, 2008
"Hey, there's life-after-death, we're all still alive, so what's the big deal?"
by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on August 11th, 2008
It was Adam. He was trying to get me back for that whole Apple thing. The button was shiny, how could I resist??
by Yarnlady is happy every day on August 11th, 2008
My bad!
by King of Sexytown on January 30th, 2009
Eh... Bound to happen.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on January 30th, 2009
my bad
by XtraXtraodinaire on November 14th, 2009
U wanna die too?
by Beastie Boy on January 30th, 2009
well, Adidas was right, impossible is nothing
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that mean life is fair to everyone.
by TSCTH on January 27th, 2012
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"Be weak if you want to love" -- But isn't love not for the faint-hearted? Do you agree with that?
by ₵ѺҒғϵέʗƲǷ on January 28th, 2012
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What is your thought on this quote - Assume nothing. Question everything. Challenge the opposition?
by anil m on January 29th, 2012
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Do you feel that God will truly intervene in man's affairs and put an end to this world of wickedness.
by arigato on January 28th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
What generates hate?
by ₵ѺҒғϵέʗƲǷ on January 28th, 2012
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Comments
Jury is confused by technicallities in afterlife laws but decide you must be punished in some way given the magnitude of the situation. They sentence you to an eternity of no dental plans no matter what job you may get. In ten years you break a tooth and people make fun of the gap to no end. A form of hell in limbo
by ZackTribal on August 11th, 2008
I will eventually appeal the ruling to amnesty international..
by LuckyLefty on August 11th, 2008
You killed every member and their families horribly and painfully. They see you get an extra million years in hell pealing potatoes
by ZackTribal on August 11th, 2008
LMAOOOO! Uhh.. zack... come on man, I'm a respectful member of the mafia
i got family to take care of
by LuckyLefty on August 11th, 2008
THEN YOU HAVE PLENTY OF COMPANY IN HELL! lol
by lazerus1500 on August 11th, 2008
Right! Well I was hoping they didn't get pinched :S
As long as none of us squeals, Its only a half an eternity bid and then the family's back on the street, its ok
by LuckyLefty on August 11th, 2008