Can anyone tell me a good joke?
by 
fallenangel666
ANSWERS: 6
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Yes choose a category
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There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up. Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived. Who died and who lived? The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
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All mine are a bit too strong for this site th echildren might be listening .....but heres a good humoured one. A chap runs into A&E screaming in agony and says to the nurse "Help, I've been stung by a wasp" "Just relax," says the nurse. "Right,now where is it?" "I dont know," says the fella."Its probably miles away by now."
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... joe can ... http://www.joe-ks.com/ .
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A priest and a Rabi walk out of a bar together. A 13 year old boy rides by them on his bike. The priest exclaims,"I'd sure love to f**k that!". The Rabi replies, "Out of what??".................. rimshot......Thud
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John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women. His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, you look great...you're beautiful!" John says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt." Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?" John says, "No, that didn't really hurt." Pete says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?" John says, "No, that didn't really hurt." Pete says, "Then what did hurt?" John says, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."
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