God needs you to send me a thousand dollars now, will you help?
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ANSWERS: 12
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Er.... Nope :-p
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I think you misunderstood the inerpretation!! You are suppose to send it to me.
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you misheard, You're supposed to send me that money.
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sure, it's in the mail. First you have to send $300.00 for the shipping and handling along with your all your personal info and bank account info. (if works for the nigerian and yahoo lottery scams)
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If I feel God placing it on my heart, I will send it to you. Unfortunately for you, I do not feel that burden being placed on me at the moment.
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Sorry, but God has to tell ME that... not you. LOL!
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God is omnipotent. he needs nothing.He most certainly does not need me to do a a minuscule job like sending you a thousand dollars.
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are you related to Oral Roberts? He pulled the same trick.
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If it's all the same to you, I'd rather that god come down or up and tell me himself
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first of all God didn't tell you that because God is a provider and maybe you need to get on your needs and ask God to make a way for you a lot of things your not going to get unless is God's will remember that not your will but god's will
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Nope.
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Have god write the check himself, lazy bastard.
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