What do you believe will be the next airline charge?
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overeasy240
ANSWERS: 7
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Ten dollars to use the restroom. Five dollars for toilet tissue.
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One of the following: 1- A "clean seat" fee, to reimburse the cost of picking up the trash after a flight. 2- Charging more for window or aisle seats 3- "Premium Landing" fees: if enough passengers check that box on Expedia, the pilot does his best not to scare the bejesus out of everyone upon touchdown. 4- "Choose your neighbors" fee: gives you the right to make them relocate the obnoxious person on your left. 5- "Premium Attitude" fee: check this box, cough up $25, and the flight attendants will flash that tired artificial smile as you board or "deplane" (who invented that word, anyway?)
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Air breathing charge- 7 cents per cubic liter that you breathe during the flight.
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Charge by your wieght $1.00 per pound;)
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Pay toilets... or a fecal waste charge...
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Charging for pillows and blankets.
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hopefully they charge the batteries...
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