Whats your fave joke by dane cook???? [:
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tocoolforyou99
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As a catholic I am quite fond of ALL of his Catholic jokes... but because I am listening to it in the background: The one with the atheist on the train who wants to become a tree when he dies and Dane hopes he gets chopped down and turned into a Bible... Yeah, me reciting it does it NO justice...
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This is such a hard question!!! Dane Cook just has way too many funny jokes. But if I had to choose, it would be his jokes concerning going to the movies with a girl. "Going to the movies is a Cinematic Adventure!" "You know the nachos with the cheese? Well, just the cheese. - No, not the chips. Just the cheese. - No Chips, just the fuckin' cheese!" "Mmmm. I'm thinkin' I want some treats." Ect, ect.
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for me its the crying joke.
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" Why did you stop at a legal red light and let me hit you doing 80?! "
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My fav i think has to be when he's talkin about seein an old friend on the street and he invites him 2 a party and Dane says hes gonna go but he dont go and just like, lies to him. He says he reaches into his pocket and pulls out another lie. lmao hes great! AND VERY SEXY TOO!
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i like his car alarm thing
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i like his car alarm thing
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The creepy guy at work.
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gotta be "Burger King" that was actually the first joke i heard from him
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