Does anybody know any penis jokes- they have to be quite short as they are to be written all over a 6ft inflatable penis (dont ask) -thanx in advance
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lushiousxx
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Castrated. What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded. They've got a new birth control pill for men now. I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis? To get oxygen to his brain! I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!" Why is a man like a snowstorm? Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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