What's something you dont want to say to a cop when you get pulled over?
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Advice Doctor
ANSWERS: 17
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in my case it would be "hi dad"
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You must have had stunt driver training to catch me, good job!
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no ociffer, have YOU been drinking tonight? :)
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Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen? I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece. Want to race to the station, Sparky? I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! On the way to the station let's get a six pack. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo! Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! No, YOU assume the position.
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God you just had to catch me while i was drunk huh? now how am i suppose to sell the rest of those drugs?
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My foot was stuck!!!!! Or when was the last time you had your Radar gun inspected ? Is it up to date?..........................
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"What the hell do you want, I'm in a hurry to get to the bar before closing, so hurry up pig, I mean cop, hey want $20.00 to just forget about why to stopped me?
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"Ignore the smell from the trunk or I'll kill you too." "What, no S.W.A.T. backup, rookies as dumb as you die early" "You can't stop the bomb's timer anyway, so just back off Bozo!"
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they dont make you pass physical test anymore do they?
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Want a beer?
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"Pull my finger"
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Bad time to be drunk, huh?
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"Apparently I wasn't going fast enough. You caught up to me." "Why? Don't YOU know how fast I was going?" "So, a couple more tickets gonna get you your quota this month?" "How about you just drop trow and I'll make you forget all about this whole wreckless-driving thing."
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Don't you know who I am??
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1)I've triggered myself to blow in a couple seconds... *rips ass*, hey, I warned you didn't I? 2)Really, I'm just a distraction for my friends to hijack your car while I drive off laughing at you. 3)I know money bribes don't work for good law-abiding cops, so how about some donuts? 4)*After officer saying shut the engine off* Sorry, officer, I can't or my car wont start up again, though if you do want to try and bust me, there is some pot in the trunk, I'll pop it for you. *Puts car in reverse* 5)I wouldn't touch that door handle... someone pissed on it. Also, it's not what you think, I pissed on the back door handle, a hobo pissed on the front one... 6)*Dorky voice* I'm sorry officer, I was just on my way to a LARPer party, as I am Mor'lock, the Chaotic Evil Sorcerer with arcane arts, also I'm level 25. I could think of more, but I'll give it a break.
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i didnt do it im not really here driving the car your seeing things did you kno your zipper is down
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Fascist, for some reason that one word seem's to set them off.
Spicy Hot 
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