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Sillyville version: The man smiled; the girls smiled. The man crossed the street and, noticed the ladies were triplets and introduced himself. Tilting his hat and smiling he said, "Good evening, ladies. My name is Ron, the Official Spokesman of Sillyville. How are you ladies doing?" In unison the ladies replied, "Hi Ron! We're Molly, Holly and and Dolly, the Jolly triplets. We're doing fine, sir. But it's Wednesday night and we don't know where to go or what to do. Do you have any ideas?" "Ladies, you're in luck! I'm on my way to the Sillyville Salsa Fiesta. Would you care to join me?" "Will there be lots of people there?" "Not only will there be lots of people, there are other triplets! Of both sexes and sexual persuasions! You can find whatever guy or girl you want to party and have fun with. Do you think you could enjoy yourselves?" "OH YES! But pay day isn't until Friday. We're a little light on the cash." "Ladies, the wonderful thing about Sillyville is there isn't any charge for anything at any time! There's partying and enjoyable activity 24 hours per day, 7 days per week!" So let's go enjoy ourselves!" The ladies grabbed Ron's arms and the four of them walked hand-in-hand-in-hand into the sunset - off to Sillyville to have a wonderful evening of entertainment and fun! Thanks for asking your Q! I enjoyed answering it! VTY, Ron Berue Yes, that is my real last name! Sources: Because you asked
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The conventional version: . . . coming out of a dress store. Due to the fact they JUST left his jewelry shop about 30 minutes before, the man immediately recognized them. He overheard them talking about their winning the Powerball Jackpot for $375 million dollars. Money was no object. One ordered a canary diamond-studded and amber encrusted tiara. The second ordered a ruby and diamond studded bracelet. The 3rd ordered 4 carat perfect diamond earrings and two lovely rings for her pinky fingers. They saw the jeweler and wanted to return to the shop later that afternoon. "Lou", the jeweler, suggested they come after hours when the store was closed. Then they could shop at their leisure - without worrying about anyone overhearing their business. . . Thanks for asking your Q! I enjoyed answering it! VTY, Ron Berue Yes, that is my real last name! Sources: My point of view. Because you asked.
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This is from Ron_Berue's story... "So let's go enjoy ourselves!" The ladies grabbed Ron's arms and the four of them walked hand-in-hand-in-hand into the sunset - off to Sillyville to have a wonderful evening of entertainment and fun! __________________________________________________ As they arrived in the Sillyville Salsa Fiesta, Ron stopped his car. " We're really tight on cash", one of the girl, Dolly said. "Are you sure that we don't need to pay to get in?" "Not at all" Ron said with a smile. " Sillyville is very fun." The three girls got out of the car and onto the fairgrounds. They were amazed by the blinking lights, happy animal character rides, and the prizes. They liked to go on a ride with Ron. BUT WHERE ARE THE GIRL'S PARENTS?!!!!
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