The court of Kevonia is looking for a few court jesters. What qualifies you for this lucrative position?
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Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today
ANSWERS: 15
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Lucrative? If I had known this I wouldn't have taken you up on the knighthood thing then, not fair Kevin.
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I was a professional stand up comedian at the age of 6 (or amateur smartass, however you would like to see it), I made my brother pee his pants in the car once from laughter (he was still in diapers) and I was voted best laugh in high school my senior year. What other qualifications could there be? :P
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I am often told I have a great sense of humor and am witty.
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I've been told a number of times I have a weird sense of humor. How lucrative???
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Perhaps much like the Troubadours, I can sing it for you...
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"Lucrative" you say? How much are we talking about here? How often do you pay? In what kind of coin? :)
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My Greed , if it is Lucrative . If not forget it :)
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well i can belch in 5 languages & know almost all monty python movies by heart - what else could matter???
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I'm the kind of jester that does goofy physical comedy and contortions. Oh, and I look good in tights :)
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well, I make me laugh! Hey, you *know* what my sense of humour's like - do I *really* have to audition... huh? huh? <taps curled boots on floor, finger on lip>.... I also have leather and feathers! ;D
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something about walking in with my pants half down, falling on the wenches dresses exposing their breasts....is that a qualification?
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Sorry, I am already a Knight, I cant spread myself too thin...
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I can dress the part
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I bring you LOLCats and funny webcomics... and jokes about boobs?
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I bet some of the new abers would love that honor.
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