From "Deloris Clayborn" (sp?) - "Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to".

If you don't watch it you'll have three shoes, two on yo feet, and one up yo ***!

"Its Colbber'in Time!"

"YOUR SOUL IS MINE" from mortal kombat the movie

"Star Wars" Han Solo: Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

"Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." - Pulp Fiction. If I could recite that whole Biblical verse from memory, I'd probably be using it to vaguely threaten people several times a week at least.

"If you weren't New Jersey's third largest organized crime family I'd say kiss my ass, but considering your status I'm going to say slurp my butt."

Ahhahahaha...Well! Ring around the rosy a pocket full of -- spears. Thought you'd be pretty foxy, didn't ya? Well, the last to go will see the first three go before her. Hahaha. And her mangy little dog, too. Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz.

"Rise and shine, it's butt-whipping time!" (Cool Runnings)

From "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" John Wayne said to Lee Marvin, "My man, Pompey, is standing back there with a carbine."

Go ahead, make my day. - Dirty Harry

Robocop - "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

You know something? When you kill yourself, it's a homicide Absence Of Malice

"Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya?"

Do you feel lucky punk?

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"Now, did I fire nine or ten rounds? Think hard. C'mon, punk...make my day"....(or something close to that, lol) "Dirty Harry".

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. Ash, Army of Darkness.

Are you talking to me? I hope not. Taxi Driver - Robert De Niro My 2 cents.

Black Knight: Oh, I see, runnin' away, eh? You yellow bastard, come back here and take what's comin' to ya! I'll bite your legs off! Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die." from the Princess Bride.

"Now, if you was to apologize to my mule, like I know you're going to..." Fist Full of Dollars.

"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life? I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the **** in!" Jack Nicholson in The Shining

You're gonna look kind of funny, eating corn on the cob, with NO FUCKING TEETH! Blues Brothers

"I don't know who the heck you think you are. But you better wiggle those child bearing hips out of here, or your going to find your nose sniffing my big Amish ass!" -King Pin

How bout I get yous both in the ring, I'll give yous both a fuckin beaten, and then you can fuck eachother. Raging Bull

I amuse you? How?

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me. -Grand Torino-

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you or my boy to me? I forgo the vengeance of my son. But my youngest son had to leave this country because of this Sollozzo business. So now I have to make arraignments to bring him back safely cleared of all these false charges. But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightening, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room and that, I DO NOT forgive. But, that aside, let say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today. Vito Corleone/"The Godfather"

"Private Pyle, I will take off your head and shit down your neck!" Full Metal Jacket

Heeers...Johnny...from the Shinning, and You don't want to go to the pet cemetary, nobody goes there any more,(close ?)

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum ... and i'm all out of bubble gum.

i'm going to kill you until you die from it

Dobbs: 'If you're the police where are your badges?' Gold Hat: 'Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!'

are you looking at me?

What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family. - The Devil's Rejects

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."