If you’ve just “accidentally” killed someone and don’t think the police will understand, What is the best way to dispose of the body, besides eating it (I’m not doing that again?)
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imortal
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acid
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or are you doing that again? your question was phrased in a way that was funny upon first look, but now i am wondering... what if they die from being drowned in maple syrup? Don't Feed The Bears☺
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Frame your neighbor for it. Feed it to your dogs or your hogs. You do have some, right? Mummify him and use him as the passenger in your car so you can drive in the Diamond lanes. The possibilities are endless!
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Burn it the fire has to be very hot (think blue flames) dismember then add the pieces slowly when done be sure to remove all the leftovers (teeth, any implants screws ect.) make sure you do this in a secluded place because it stinks very badly...or so I hear...
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If you're looking at this from a criminologist's point of view your question makes sense. You've been watching CSI too much! :)
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Sand pit, burn the body VERY WELL, then put it in a sand pit, sieve out all the teeth, implants anything unatural and bury the rest atleast 12 feet under WITH AN OVERLAY OF SOD MATCHING THE SURROUNDING AREA! THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!
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