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by docsparky on June 25th, 2008
I'd say "I have anal glaucoma...I just cant see my ass coming to work anymore"
by trouble... on June 25th, 2008
I'm sorry to have to give you such short notice but I'm not going to be able to make it in to work... any more.
I'M RICH BITCH!
by eyeseeyou on June 25th, 2008
I'd buy the place and let him be the boss forever. He can have the heart attack.
by Jewel on June 26th, 2008
"You remember when I said that you weren't paying me enough to do this job? And you agreed? You didn't come through with a raise and so I will go find someone who will pay me what I am worth. I am out of here."
I wouldn't tell him, or anyone that I won anything. I would just go away and hope he would value his workers in the future.
by Sea Siren on June 25th, 2008
It's been nice working for you, goodbye.
by ChelseaMark on June 26th, 2008
Nothing because I just wouldn't go in !!
by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on June 25th, 2008
this:
by redneck in polo AKA Captain Random on June 26th, 2008
Not a word The sh*t I would take on his desk would say it all!
by mgl on June 26th, 2008
I give you a two weeks notice! Oh and empty the bins on your way out! Thank you! :D
by Bruja. on June 26th, 2008
Tell "the boss" I just bough 80% of the company so now IM the new boss....bwahahaha!!!
xD
by I'm a ginger on June 25th, 2008
cani still come in and volunteer??
by three cousins from the 313 on June 25th, 2008
Since she's hot I mean movie star hot I would just flash her the benjimans and then tell her is she coming or not.
by XT on August 27th, 2009
Ha! Ha! In your face!
by Anonymous on August 27th, 2009
Nothing, I'd be bored out of my mind if I sat around and did notta
by MicrocosmicOrbit on August 27th, 2009
You need this money more than I do...here you go. Oh wait guess i'll give it the the US socialist party instead ...sorry....Hey...boss...lets throw this out a window in the city building watch people ravage eachother for it.
by Wynper on August 27th, 2009
I actually told a boss this once. It was very satisfying.
Hi, I am calling in well.
I have felt sick every day I spent working for you but I feel great today because I quit!
by ENigma on August 28th, 2008
"I won the lotto"
by trickii on August 28th, 2008
Most people who ansawered the lotto question said that they would continue to work.
by Nada Normal on June 26th, 2008
I would have the name changed on the door before he arrived
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on June 26th, 2008
I would say, lets go build our dream house! I work with my husband :)
by aishwarya on June 26th, 2008
hi boss.you are cordially invited to my farewell party.
by aquaholic on June 26th, 2008
nothing ... ;-)
by Wild One on June 26th, 2008
Thank you for all you've done for me. I'm retiring but I will stay available to hire and train a replacement before I go.
by jtolb65 on June 26th, 2008
"You've been the best boss I ever had. You're kids college is taken care of, and you're mortgage no longer exists. I love you with all my heart, and I retire."
by ENigma on June 26th, 2008
I'd still be pleasant to him.
Its always nice to be good to people on the way up after all we will bump into them on the way down.
by squarepeg on June 26th, 2008
i'd tell her to expect a big donation for the shelter
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on June 25th, 2008
Everything that I've been meaning to say whether good or bad and if I had a good boss then share some wealth and if a bad boss rub my good fortune in the boss' face.
by gypsyeyes on June 25th, 2008
I'm taking a 3 week vacation
by shammers still slogging along on June 25th, 2008
It would depend upon how much I got, cash in hand. A million dollars "ain't what it used to be."
by Lucy on June 25th, 2008
I want to hire you to work as my personal secretary with 2x more your pay in this company
by Dmitri on June 25th, 2008
As hard as it would be to not say anything, I would probably keep it quiet, for once you strike it rich like that, you need to shut up about it, and you will have less people on your case wanting money.
by WaterMaster on June 25th, 2008
Um sir, I forgot to buy those lottery tickets that you gave me that $20 for.... um.. here is your $20 back... a...aa...I got this job offer in Alaska and ...um... I .. well.. I quit..so ..nice knowing you and ...um ..bye
by Anonymous on June 25th, 2008
I'd probably say.... "Hey Self... It's time for a much needed vacation"! ;-)
by sm00z on June 25th, 2008
Hey Trump, "Go frump yourself! I'm out of here!"
by Possum on June 25th, 2008
I work for myself and my client load is pretty light right now, so I'd probably take part of the day off.
by Shadow is Gone on June 25th, 2008
"Adios, Jefe. Hasta la bye-bye!"
by MGE on June 25th, 2008
I quit. :)
by xxii...missing my bheibie.. on June 25th, 2008
hahhaha!!! bye bye bossy..got to have lotsa fun from now on!!!loser!!!! bwahahahaha!!! XD..
by hungryman on June 25th, 2008
Hey man I won the lotto! Let's get a beer!
by Mr DominQuez Is Gone From AB on June 25th, 2008
Jerk.
by Thriftymaid on October 7th, 2009
Bye
by itinary on October 7th, 2009
How much notice period you want my dear? If he ask for more than a day... I will give one week and will go sick for one week.
by TallJasperMan on August 27th, 2009
I would wait until I actualy had the money and it wasn't a dud ticket... then I would buy stocks in my bosses company and then i would be the boss...and then I would tell him the same things he told me that pissed me off... about how raises are based on my performance and that I DON'T NEED HELP working alone in the graveyard shift... then i would take it all back and share the money with him... since its so important to be rich.
by D-Sani on August 27th, 2009
See you never again LMAO
by Wind in the Willow on August 27th, 2009
Guess what? I'm now your boss because I'm buying out the place.
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on December 17th, 2008
I wouldn't tell her anything. I would keep my mouth shut and keep working until I get let go, that is scheduled for sometime before June of 2010.
by Godless Heathen on December 15th, 2008
Get Bent...
by LadyHonor on December 13th, 2008
I would say not a dang thing! I would quietly put my money in the bank if the media hadn't already exposed me as being the winner, most likely they will have. But I would work at least another month at the same time place putting in resumes at other jobs with less hours like a part time position if I really hated my job. But if I loved it I would still work there and stack my money up even higher. And my paycheck money would be my rent and my important bills money and my lotto dough would be my leisure empire.
by ThePrognosticAgnostic on September 28th, 2008
I'd buy the company if I could, it's a smaller one, then make them grovel for their jobs. I'd say on your knees bitches! I own you now. If only dreams really did come true! (sigh)
by Allan6983 on August 11th, 2008
Good Bye Boss...
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