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	What would you say to your boss if you won the lotto tommorrow? By Anonymous Asked Jun 25 2008 9:09PM	238 Pts Rate Question

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by docsparky on Jun 25, 2008 at 9:16 pm Permalink

I'd say "I have anal glaucoma...I just cant see my ass coming to work anymore"

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Anonymous Jun, 25 2008 at 09:17 PM

omg thats so funny lol!

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by Sea Siren on Jun 25, 2008 at 9:44 pm Permalink

It's been nice working for you, goodbye.

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by Emancipated Sockpuppet on Jun 25, 2008 at 10:56 pm Permalink

I'd buy the place and let him be the boss forever. He can have the heart attack.

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by Jewel on Jun 26, 2008 at 10:03 am Permalink

"You remember when I said that you weren't paying me enough to do this job? And you agreed? You didn't come through with a raise and so I will go find someone who will pay me what I am worth. I am out of here."
I wouldn't tell him, or anyone that I won anything. I would just go away and hope he would value his workers in the future.

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by trouble ... on Jun 25, 2008 at 10:57 pm Permalink

I'm sorry to have to give you such short notice but I'm not going to be able to make it in to work... any more.

I'M RICH BITCH!

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Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today Jun, 25 2008 at 10:57 PM

Dave Chappelle, oh yeah!

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by redneck in polo AKA Captain Random on Jun 26, 2008 at 10:21 am Permalink

Not a word The sh*t I would take on his desk would say it all!

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Anonymous Dec, 13 2008 at 10:14 PM

hahahha

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by metalhead insomniac on Jun 25, 2008 at 9:43 pm Permalink

cani still come in and volunteer??

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by XT. on Aug 27, 2009 at 5:18 pm Permalink

Ha! Ha! In your face!

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by oneday on Aug 27, 2009 at 5:16 pm Permalink

Nothing, I'd be bored out of my mind if I sat around and did notta

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by MicrocosmicOrbit on Aug 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm Permalink

You need this money more than I do...here you go. Oh wait guess i'll give it the the US socialist party instead ...sorry....Hey...boss...lets throw this out a window in the city building watch people ravage eachother for it.

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