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going to visit them its their job, unless its a restuarant setting
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Hi honey. I picked up that herpes prescription at the pharmacy like you asked me to;)
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Very Loudly Point and Say : "Is that The A--Hole you were telling me about this Morning" ?
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Which one of the head geeks is the one you call, "the butt-pincher"?.....I want to meet him...now...(I am in my bluejeans and muscle shirt)...
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Anyone want a good time for $20.00?
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My xwife came by;) Right in front of everyone asked me from across a room full of people if I remember to drop off my sperm sample was negative if my vasectomy worked or not;) SHE HAD a Few DRINKS In HER;)!!!
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Remember, you're leaving early today so we can get a head start for the ballgame! :)
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um honey? they were out of those superglide extra large honeyscented tampons that you wanted.......
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Forget to tie your trench coat
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Saying "Hey (s)he is the one I got crabs from". Or get caught screwing your s/o boss. It's over right then and there. I would have half a mind to tell the bosses s/o.
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After talking to a few of them (small talk), say these people don't seem as stupid as you say they are.
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