I would not be so inclined. twenty to thirty years in a federal prison, just shys me away from criminal activity. Besides, bank robbery is a crime. I love my freedom. Why don't you ask how you can help the starving children in africa, instead?

This day in age, you can plan it as perfect as you want- you're still going to get caught.

I do not want to be shot dead.

I've never really given it thought. I don't think it's impossible though. Hypothetically, if you were ging to do it, you would need an nside person and a computer whizz. But would it not be easier just to make the money honestly?

The absurdity of putting innocent people in harms way, to satisfy ones greed, is dispicable of anyone invidual capable of sinking to such a level. Those that prowl such a level of existance are the genetic excrement of human civilization and society as we know it. They are the finest examples of society's failures, and losers,...the weakminded, and those who's world of ignorance and audacity selfishly, revolve around themselves, with the most negative results emerging quite horrificly. They are the leeches of humanity, bloodsucking parasites, sticking to the heels of the upstanding citizen, good samaritan, and the common and decent working people who all to often are the innocent victims of these vermin. No differant than a terrorist. They should all be taken out into the street, and summarily shot in the back of the head, execution style. But being part of a civilized society, lucky for them, we are a just and merciful people, and grant them due process. - Because sadly they usually are.

Well, first of all I would get my unholy army of the night (my badger friends). We'd all be sitting round, laughing and doing shots of tequila in mexican hats, where I would casually suggest robbing a bank. They would all agre it was an excellent idea. From there we would get on out space hoppers and jump our way there. We shall threaten them with 'Badger Power' until they give us all the money and we go and live the life of Riley!

Machine gun the street front, hopefuly taking care of everyone inside, and then go in (Wearing some absurd disguise, perhaps a V mask. )with pistol in hand, and my minions, each in his/her own absurd mask, following behind me, have them split into two groups, one to find an employee with access to the safe deposit boxes, and one to search out survivors of the initial drive by and restrain them so they don't sound an alarm. Pretty basic stuff. EDIT-Oh, and I figured out my diguise, I'd go in dressed up like the guy in my avatar.

Water pistol in hand, Ronald Reagan mask in place, and Bozo the Clown wig secured to head. I run in yell loudly "This is a stick up! Get down or in the name of God I'll soak you all to oblivion!" I run over to the teller counter, where a welcome basket full of the oh so heavenly Dum Dum Lollipops reside, yell at the nice teller to empty every last one into my large burlap sack and run like hell.

I would wear dark clothes and sunglasses with a baseball hat tucked low. I would then drive to a bank-mart (one of those bank operations in a supermarket), walk up to the teller with a note that said "give me all the money, NO DYE PACKS!! I HAVE A GUN" (i wouldn't really have a gun). Collect the money, and calmly walk out of the supermarket

Bomb it from the air using precision guided munitions, killing everyone inside, then let everyone who wanted help themselves. It worked in Iraq.

ya know those guys that robbed the bank a while back, the guys in lead hoodies and with the AKs? the ones that only failed cause one of them didnt know how to fix the AK when it got jammed. id do what they did, just fix the AK instead of throw it on the ground.

lol.. this is illegal in most states. hahahaha. conspiring...

If i were to rob a bank i would start with a discise. Now most bank robbers were masks or stockings to conceal their identity. But whats better than concealing your identity? Changing it. I would make my skin color look that of an African-Amarican.. or what ever the terminology is now a days. My eyes are already brown. Also i would dress in not baggy, but stuffy clothing. You know, like a Black ski coat to conceal my weight. Now i stand about 5'11", right under that 6' mark on the doors of the bank entrance. There for, i could change my height to "Over 6' tall" by wearing boots that are to big and stuffing them to ad a few inches. and my tobogen would be stuffed on the inside to add some hieght. And i would walk with a limp.. i would have to practice it of course. On a local Hill, I would dig a small hole to hide the money in. and a bigger hole to hide me in. Make them far apart. I would were a strong cologne. You might think, well the dogs will find you easier. No, i would Prescent a bunch of other places on that particular Hill with the same smell, Far apart. Now before the bank robbery, here is the hard part.... I would need to steal a car. Not just any car, an Old person's car. They keep the car's very clean. I would have to hide the old person in the trunk during the robbery and void them of any cell phones. It would have to be someone with out much family so no one inquires to the police about why the person can't be found. Not that the police would be a problem anyway. see also before the robbery, there would have to be some distraction. you know, to get the police away from the bank. for instance, I would hide a bomb in the school yard. No one would get hurt, but police would go. A bomb blowing up anywere, the police would go. Then Blow up any road that could Lead back to the city. Also have the police station rigged with some sort of explosive, or some way of disabling all the police cruisers. I wouldnt forget about the sheriff's Depts and any Helicopter that could be used. Also blow up any roads coming from the Law enforcement stations as well as anyroad coming into town from adjacent citys. Make sure to time all this when no Highway patrol are in the city. O i almost forgot, latex gloves are a no-no. sure I dont leave finger prints... at the scene, but the gloves, and the box they came from do. I would steal cotton gloves (and a pillow case) from wally world that way i have no purchase history of it. Now that i Have the law out of the way, im set to go. Normally people would ask a friend to help them, and then they would kill that friend afterwards. But i like my friends to much, and they are linkable. If I use a friend as a pre-planned hostage, the tapes will show premeditation, and all they have to do is find out who the dead hostage knew. So I would just pick a Random hostage. Preferably an lady, but not an old lady and not one with heals. Both tend to slow me down. I would simple Lay the pillow case on the counter. On the pillow case in marker it would say "Fill ME Fast" Then take my hostage at gun point. The attendant will get the message. I would stand in a corner so i couldnt get snuck up behind by a Random Hero. I would NOT shoot anyone unless i ABSOLUTY Had to, but if i did, I would make sure my Barrell to my pistol was a different one than I normally use, and i would use an Ammo i dont normally use. Now that my pillow case is full, I will take my hostage to the parking lot. And no i would NOT take them with me, No one has EVER had a hostage and used them successfully in a plea bargin. I would leave the bank in the opposite direction i wanted to go. Then make my way to a Blind part of the city, "not many cameras" close to a wooded area. I would release my tied, gagged and blinded senior citizen. then I would torch the car with gas. After this i would make my way to my hidding spot. Inside my hole would be a bucket of water to wash the blackness off me and a change of clothes. I would torch my old clothes and boots to. then, find MY car and drive away. When i got home i would shower to get the cologne off of me, and it being a cologne i never used before, it would be untracable. A couple days later, go and see if my money is in the hole. If it isn't, it had a tracking device.... mehh... oh well. Also, if i were to rob a bank, I wouldnt post this !! hehe.

Try this test, that gives you a score rating on the likelyhood of you being able to rob a bank... http://www.transmission7.com/funstuff/could-you-successfully-rob-a-bank-quiz.php

Using my recent knowledge of analytical mechanics (totally useless class imo), I would determine which supporting columns in the building would cause distress and collapse the building, as well as two other banks reasonably far from the one I chose. Next, I rig 2 banks on the opposite side of town to blow, as well as every utility pole leading into town (only 19k people live here, so its still somewhat small). Stage 3: Blow the 2 banks on the far end of town. Then, after waiting about 5 minutes blow the utilities. I then waltz into the bank that I'm robbing, still fully disguised and crouching as I'm tall, and take everything including whatever is in the vault. Finally, blow the bank I'm in and collapse the building.

there is no plan you get in trouble for that sooooo no PLAN FOR YOU AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA