You just found out your parent and your spouse are having an affair. What do you do now?
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ANSWERS: 29
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Disown them both, and call all of your mutual friends and family to embarrass the hell out of them for their infidelity and poor judgment.
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Clean up the restroom-I just vomited.
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My spouse ?? His money is my money and I would spend it all ! leave his ass with nothing ! Id sell everything and split
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That would be BEYOND CREEPY! My parents have been dead since I was a teenager!
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While my mother is still alive, the life gap between my husband and her is fairly insurmountable. Not to mention the impracticality of such due to physical distance, and the fact that she's only still just getting to know him, as my parents disowned me when I got married (because I got married.)
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Oh yuck! They are both officially un-invited to the next family reunion!
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Nothing. If she likes my father that much, I'll bury her on top of him.
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I would die of shock! My parent's can barely stand to talk to my "spouse" much less have an affair with him.
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Both of my parents have been cremated. I'd tell my wife to clean off any ashes before she came into the house. ;)
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buy ice cream. lots of ice cream
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I would make them suffer for eternity.
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that would never happen.. because that would bring a lot of shame on my family if my mother did that.. we're big on respect :)
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hire a lawyer
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Go throw up, sick!!!!!
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Vomit, uncontrollably.
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Both my parents are dead too, but I can't help but laugh my head off just thinking of my mom and my husband together, also, kind of creeps me out.
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My first thought at reading this question, the mental image it gave me, just caused me to bust out laughing. I guess if it really happened I would just puke.
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Laugh myself to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ok well first of all ewwwwwwww.and if that ever happened i would disown them both
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castration of husband...lol then disown my mother
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Throw up,then freak out.
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Call them to the carpet and publicly disown them. They deserve each other at that point.
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wow...That sort of thing happens all the time in West Virginia. Talk about keeping it in the family. :) Wow what to do about that? hmmmmm....I think it might be time to go on Jerry Springer and announce it to the world.
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call Jerry Springer quick. No, actually, I divorce, drag his name through the mud, take all the money, move far far away and leave the two of them in their own misery.
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Take them to the Jerry Springer show and out them. Just hearing those boooo's will make you feel better.
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Vomit a little in my mouth and then just spew it all over.
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My Dad and my husband? I'm soooo outta there.
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Divorce him. Emancipate my mother. Help my father find someone worthy of him. Move in with friends and start over.
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