Do you know a joke or can make one up about a man and his dog?
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Orangy Energy
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guy walks into a bar with a dog on his shoulder - the bartender says where did you get that ugly thing? - and the dog says... i dont know , it started out as a wart
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A man with a terrier walks into a bar and orders a drink. whilst stood there he pulls out a 50 dollar note, gives it to the dog and tells him to go across the road to get some grocery. the barman was amazed, does he always run errands for you. yes replied the man, he can do everything, empty the trash, clean the floors, fetch me a beer, just at that moment there is a screech of brakes outside. They rush outside to see that a car had swerved to miss his dog, which was humping a bitch. what's going on shouts the man, you have never done anything like this before. The dog says, 'iv'e never had 50 bucks before
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