What is the funniest text message you have in your cell phone right now?
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HDev is living On tHE EdgE
ANSWERS: 16
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you work? ok im not goona flake out again. an you spelt cutie wrong.
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i got one that said that my phone was about to be turned off due to not paying the bill... hahahahahahah i knew that was bullshit!
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I had text (and data) disabled on my phone. Don't need it.
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From: Jesus "Wow, I suck."
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I'll try and translate it, it's in Danish, obviously.. "Friends, I've got to warn you! There's an invasion of zombies dressed as christmas tress and their bites will turn you into a christmas decoration! Most of all, watch out for those with gloving eyes and crimson ornament! If you see one don't panic, but burn it immediately! Crush their box-shaped, paper-wrapped eggs! And have a merry christmas once Santa Claus has extinguished the fire :-)"
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"I traded your soul to a penniless wanderer for some voodoo spells to rid the house of your ghost." either that, or this one - "Good thing I have pallets of lube stored in my warehouse..."
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You're my little sexmuffin
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U R A Q-T π (My text messages are pretty dull.)
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What? The hood noises drown out your girly voice. (from a male friend of mine while we were in the ghetto... I was in my car trying to tell him something while he was across the street.)
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"I'm bored. show me your tits!" -from my husband
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I have a friend who invites us every week to church choir practice, an hour or so before church. (Ward choir in a Mormon singles ward!) Here are his two latest messages from the last two Sundays: WEEK ONE: "Hey! Its Scott again. Great job last week! Come start the sabbath off right at choir! Your future spouse is waiting. 11 am at the clubhouse. See you there. Ow!" WEEK TWO: "No choir practice tomorrow. Please don't lose your testimony. Don't worry your future spouse wont be there tomorrow either."
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shoot don't even remind me... i just got a new phone and most of my truly hilarious texts were lost :(
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i have a conversation going that my best friend is going to homecoming with my cousin (who is an ass hole) just as friends tho. and she is going to ditch him to go with me and my group. and my cousin is talking to his ex g/f, which they were going to go together. but his sister wouldnt let him to that to my best friend. and now we are turning the tables and its going to be freaking sweet!
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"ive always wantd to fuck a cartoon"
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"Tyler Perry's 'Niggers with Jobs!'" just a side note: I'm not racist but that dude needs to take a break! House of Payne is NOT the number one sitcom of all time!!
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it's from last night, testostrone has two major drives: fuck it or kill it...
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