You had your arm amputated. It was for a really boring reason and you're too embarrassed at how boring it is. So, you decide to make up a story for how your arm got amputated. What is your story?
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ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness
ANSWERS: 23
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i had a rabid squerrel jump out of a tree at a local state park and it bit me so bad that it had to be amputated! AND becuase it was at a state park im waiting on a settlement for 150 million dollars. AND i got the squerrles tail hanging on the rearview mirror of my scooter.
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Pandas ate my bamboo hands.
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There was an elephant, and more than likely a clown, the rest is a little fuzzy.
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1001 Ninjas.
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GATOR WRESTLING, plain and simple!
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I had it chopped off so that I would qualify for a Disabled Badge allowing me to park right in front of any shop.
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Well, first of all I am so glad your ImNotAnonymous-COAT, compared to me who is anonymous.It really adds spunk to the WHOLE anonymous aspect; bringing life to a dull title! :) WHEE! Publically, I'm revealing one of two stories;depends on my mood. I was on an episode of Deadiest Catch and thats where I lost my arm...damn dangerous crabs. Or, I'm thinking a Disneyland accident...Space Mountain? Although I'm one arm less, of a gal, I believe Disneyland is still the happiest place on earth. PS I also fear crabs.
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Yeah dude, so I was face to face with, aaahhh (starts screaming) *major flashback moment!)* Get it away, get it away! Wheres my meds???
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I fought Chuck Norris....and lived to tell about it.
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Dolphin attack.
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Mauled by a bear. That's always been my answer for any injury.
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I lost my paddle while rafting in Class Five rapids. I had to improvise!
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My doctor is cross-eyed, but I never before questioned his judgement. During a check-up, he looked and me and exclaimed, that extra limb has got to go?!! Before I knew it, he had me on a stretcher, and two nurses were wheeling me down the hall. They asked me my info (like who is my insurance carrier) then gave me a shot; and then everything drifted away into blackness. I awoke and had an awful itch. I tried to reach it. That is when I discovered that nothing "extra" had been removed! My lawyer and I are still waiting for the verdict.
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...ya so i was on my morning jog, thought 'hey i need some milk, and money im oof to the bank'. Inside the back some guy in a mask has a kid at gun point. I run up to stop him, but I get my arm shot. It hits something beyond repair and the only thing they can do is amputate it. So ya now Im fightthing this guy with only one arm, and he has a gun. I manage to get the kid free, and get the gun and wait for the cops to come and arrest the robbers. Then go to the hospital...yadayadayada
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I really did lose my leg. The good old reliable shark bite is conventional but always useful and appropriately dramatic. I used to tell little kids that it was because I didn't wear shoes when my mom told me to, and then I cut myself and lost my leg from an infection. Then I realized that I was scaring them. I told a few kids in summer camp that I squeezed a zit on my thigh and it got infected. I also have one eye, so being a pirate is a good one. When a stranger asks me how I lost my leg, I usually say something like "Oh dear. I keep putting it down somewhwere and always forget where I put it."
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It fell asleep and lost all feeling then gang green (spelling) set in while I was reading the phone book while i was sitting on the toilet.. The real reason was just to dull..
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There I was, in a warehouse with 20 Terrorists surrounding me. I dropkicked the one directly in front of me, grabbed his gun and mowed down the rest of them When I was walking out of the warehouse the door fell on me and crushed my arm.
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I was robbed by an ax-wielding bandit. I didn't give up my handbag fast enough to suit him and this is the result.
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I donated it to a guy who had no arms along with a leg and a kidney :o)
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Well, Short version. I went to the doctors to check on my leg. And the doctor gave me some pills, and wheni put my arm up to rub my other eye, it was gone. The doctor had red eyes.. ...
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I woke up after a bender with a really scary chick snugle up on my arm. Opted to knaw off my own arm vs risk waking her. I swore I would NEVER wear beer goggles that thick EVER again!
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simple for me I lost it in the war.
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My husband was in a house fire, he gets tired of answering the same way all the time, so sometimes he says he was a pilot and was in a plane crash.
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