Once I called my friend on my cell phone because I knew he wouldn't know the number. I live in an entirely different area so he wouldn't recognize whether it was a residential/business number or cell phone number. So I am in a parking lot in an inconspicuous place and I see him in a "hangout" kind of store and start thinking "haha...Time to mess with his head" It went something like this... Me: "Hello, sir, my name is _________ and I'm from the reposession service [inserts name of company]. You are so-and-so, correct? Him: Uhh... yeahh. Why are you calling me? Me: Ah... okay, well it is my understanding that you were unable to make due payment on your car. In our records, we have your car listed as a 1997 Nissan Altima, license plate #______ am I correct? Him: Uh yeah, but I just paid the bill this morning. It's not late Me: I'm sorry sir, but that's not what my records indicate. Him: Well your records are wrong, then because-- Me: [interrupts] No, sir we have highly qualified technicians hired as record keepers. They are 100% accurate I assure you Him: Umm well do you want me to bring the f***ing bill over to you so you can see how un-accurate your records are? I'm telling you I paid on time... leave my f***ing car alone, man. Me: Well, unfortunately, I can not place the car back into your posession until you do so, sir. Do not threaten me, or I will have to call the police. Him: Wtf?! I'm not even threatening you! Where is my car at? Me: In the parking lot, dumb ass... why didn't you go look? You're an idiot... Him: Who is *this*?! Me: Go in the parking lot..." And there I was... standing beside his car in the parking lot. But because he was an idiot and did not check, he almost forced a heart attack on his self. He thought it was hilarious. haha.

One of my favorite pranks was when I worked as a firefighter. I had an ongoing "prank feud" with one of the firefighters on the group that followed mine (Paul). After a water fight that ended in a draw, Paul was telling everyone in the station how he "whupped my ass" in the fight, so I decided I had to show him who the king was. I spent two hours the following day rigging up his locker. I put a 40 lb. (large size!) CO2 fire extinguisher in the bottom of his locker, with the horn (nozzle) pointing up and out. I then took a couple of weights from our weight bench, and wired them to the release lever. I placed the weights on the shelf of the locker, and finished off by wiring the weights to the inside of the locker door. I figured that when he opened the door, the weights would fall, activating the extinguisher to send a cloud of CO2 out of the locker to surprise him. Unfortunately, I was out on an ambulance run when Paul came into the station for his shift. However, everyone on my group knew what I had done, and waited around in the locker room to see what would happen. When I got back from the run, the whole station was buzzing with what had happened. When Paul opened his locker, the booby trap operated as intended. He jumped back in surprise, and the fire extinguisher proceeded to empty itself into the locker room. I heard there was a fog in there that didn't clear for almost five minutes. After that, I was known as the guy who shouldn't be messed with. When I got in for my shift the next morning, Paul came to me and declared me the winner of our "prank war". I thanked him, telling him that he saved me the trouble of trapping one of the ducks that came by the station to be fed every afternoon. He asked why I was going to trap the duck, and I responded - with an innocent look on my face - "to put in your locker of course."

I know a very scary video that would scare anyone that hasn't seen it, so I decided to put it to use. My friend came over one day and we were playing a game on the computer. I remembered the video when I saw the link in my favorites section. I clicked on it and told him the story behind it: "During the shooting of a german car commercial, they got footage of a ghost following behind the car. You can hear the camera crews reaction if you listen closely." I told him to watch it very closely. When it came to that part, (I posted the video so you will know what I am talking about) he screamed and ran out and fell down in the other room! I loved the look on his face! I have never pranked anyone that good!

Stole the rat mascot of the dorm next door (guys' dorm), removed all it's stuffing, and used it to top their Christmas tree that we redecorated with "cobwebs" and plastic spider and bats.

every time my sister pissed me of, I would wait until she wasn't home and beat on the souls of her shoes with a hammer (usually her high heals or platforms, since they were easier to damage, and she prized them the most) now she only wears sneakers...trust me she deserved it