What is the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
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ANSWERS: 8
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pizza feeds 4 people... duhuhuh
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You drool over a pizza, not the other way around...
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Not much, they're both yummy ;)
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The pizza can hold a beat
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Quite right ... A pizza can feed a family of four.
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The pizza doesn't scream when you bite it.
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LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIFE.
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Are we on drummer jokes? Oh boy! What's the difference between a dead racoon on the road and a dead drummer on the road?- Skidmarks before the racoon. How do you know the stage is level?- The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth. What do you throw a drowning drummer?- His kit. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?-The knocking speeds up. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?-"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs? What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?-Homeless. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?-He doesn't know when to come in What do you call a drummer with half a brain?-Gifted. What does a drummer use for contraception?-His personality. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?-A drummer. What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?-You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once. Did you hear about the drummer who got into college? -No. -Neither did I. hehehehehe
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