If I threw a mango at you, what would you do?
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doodlethenoodle is now an Oregonian
ANSWERS: 69
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I would make sorbet.
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duck and yell, "what the heck, i just wanted to know what you were doing this weekend"
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Attempt to turn it into a mango mojito!
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Take it home and make chutney--but first I would laugh at you for throwing it away.
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With perfect aim I would throw it back. :)
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Catch it and eat it later.
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Probably react too slow and get knocked out, but wake up to a nice soft mango.
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I'd have sex with it. HEY!!! Don't knock it till you try it.
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I would kick your butt, then rub the mango in your face! ;)
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eat it!
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I'd use my cat-like reflexes to deflect the mango. Then, I would realize that I just lost the opportunity to enjoy a really good mango.
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catch it and then ask you why the hec you threw a mango at me:)
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Duck then throw poop back at you.
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gobble it up
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Catch it, take it home with me, and keep it as a pet.
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then i would put it in my blender, make it puree and put it in your shirt! or, i would just throw it back at chu.
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I would grab it check for bruises and texture garb a knife and cut her open all mine and no sharing all mine. No but I do appreciate the gesture all the same.
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Catch it, then eat it. Have you got any more?
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i would probably pick it up and eat it hehe yeah i know i'm a pig *sigh* so sad
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Eat it.
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I will eat it if it is in good condition. A couple of hours ago I picked up a mango from the streets and ate it . It was quite good. There are hundreds of mango trees on the side of the roads here in Puerto Rico and they are now in season. It is sad to see hundreds and hundreds of good mangos just getting squashed by passing cars and wasted down the roads....
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Take off my clothes and go for a swim.
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Catch it and put it back on the shelf where it came from
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squeeze juice out of it, pour it in a cup, and drink it and since you threw it at me, i'd mock you for being juiceless
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catch it eat it AND then throw the seed back at ya...
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Eat it and throw the seed/stone back at you.
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I would hope you would you throw a few more at me so I could slice them up and eat them.
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catch cut it up mix it with some capt. morgan and coconut make a drink and pour some for my homies....yea.
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Throw a watermelon.....
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Eat it:)
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I'll eat it with tajin (mexican chili which tastes delicious!!)
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Swallow it whole. Oh, this just could be the creepiest answer I've ever given. Yay!
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I'd be mad and hurt, but I'd eat the mango, I love them:)
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Throw it back. :D
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I'd duck! Don't want mango splattered all over my face.
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Ask you to lube up...you can probably guess where that mango is going... ;-)
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catch it and eat..
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i would catch it and eat it ohh a mango sounds good right now with some lemon juice and hot sauce yummy
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catch eat and thank
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Eat it!
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It depends. If I thought you could take getting hit with a mango I just might throw it back.
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Catch it and ask for two more so I could juggle.
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Don't do that.
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Duck / dodge / evade ... ... if you threw it TO me, I would catch it, inspect it, and probably eat it.
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(whilst Mango still in air - matrix style) Throw 2 salmon fillets on the griddle with some olive oil and crushed black pepper, get a pan of water on the go, and add chunks of sweet potato, grab my samurai sword, peel and slice the mango in mid air, catch the stone between my teeth, shout Tah-dah!, quickly mix the mango with some fresh chilli, red onion and lime juice, mash the now cooked sweet potato with some black pepper and paprika, open a bottle of Pouilly Fume, serve the salmon and sweet potato mash for us both to eat. PHEW!
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Catch it, wait for it to turn overripe and mushy, and throw it back at you.
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i would catch it and throw it back at you
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eat it...
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Throw it right back at you. Why so fascinated with the Mango?
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id pick it up with a spoon and eat it.
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Break every other finger in your right hand......
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I'd think to myself, "That person must be having such a hectic kinda day?" & then cheerfully ask'em "Hey!!! How 'bout a game of mango pitch?"
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catch it and eat it!
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Peel and eat! I love mangos
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try to catch it with one hand while reaching for a bottle of rum with the other?
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Catch or duck real quick
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throw it back lol.:)
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Catch it, eat it and thank you for it :-)
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Lunge it at your head
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push you down
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*sarcastically* People in Seattle throwing random pieces of fruit around??? Never seen that before!!! On a completelty unrelated sidenote you asked this question on my birthday!!
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I would throw something back at you.
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Catch it and throw it back.
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I'd keep it and use it in a nice salsa.
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Eat it right out of the air.
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Catch it and share it with you.
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Eat it .I like Mango.
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Throw it back at you 50 times as hard, whip you into a head lock, secure a snuggie position then proceed to give you a atomic snuggie and steal your wallet.
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Test out the famous Mango Puzzler for Click and Clack (Tom and Ray Magliozzi of Car Talk)...;-D... . . http://www.cartalk.com/content/puzzler/transcripts/200107/answer.html
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