by doodlethenoodle on May 31st, 2008

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If I threw a mango at you, what would you do?

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on May 31st, 2008

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    Catch it, then eat it. Have you got any more?

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  • by Halskiisaklink on June 1st, 2008

    Halskiisaklink

    Take off my clothes and go for a swim.

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  • by Freaky Yo on May 31st, 2008

    Freaky Yo

    Duck then throw poop back at you.

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  • by jas on November 8th, 2008

    jas

    Peel and eat! I love mangos

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  • by Kimaw on November 2nd, 2008

    Kimaw

    Throw it right back at you. Why so fascinated with the Mango?

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  • (whilst Mango still in air - matrix style)

    Throw 2 salmon fillets on the griddle with some olive oil and crushed black pepper, get a pan of water on the go, and add chunks of sweet potato, grab my samurai sword, peel and slice the mango in mid air, catch the stone between my teeth, shout Tah-dah!, quickly mix the mango with some fresh chilli, red onion and lime juice, mash the now cooked sweet potato with some black pepper and paprika, open a bottle of Pouilly Fume, serve the salmon and sweet potato mash for us both to eat.

    PHEW!

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  • by Angel of Music on June 16th, 2008

    Angel of Music

    Ask you to lube up...you can probably guess where that mango is going... ;-)

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  • by Aimee on June 1st, 2008

    Aimee

    Throw a watermelon.....

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  • by Gold_Autumn on June 1st, 2008

    Gold_Autumn

    Eat it and throw the seed/stone back at you.

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  • by linusnuahs on June 1st, 2008

    linusnuahs

    catch it eat it AND then throw the seed back at ya...

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  • by CrackersAreGood on June 1st, 2008

    CrackersAreGood

    squeeze juice out of it, pour it in a cup, and drink it
    and since you threw it at me, i'd mock you for being juiceless

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  • by Mastodon on May 31st, 2008

    Mastodon

    Catch it and eat it later.

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  • Attempt to turn it into a mango mojito!

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  • by Old School on January 24th, 2009

    Old School

    Test out the famous Mango Puzzler for Click and Clack (Tom and Ray Magliozzi of Car Talk)...;-D...
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    http://www.cartalk.com/content/puzzler/transcripts/200107/answer.html

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  • by Possum on November 17th, 2008

    Possum

    try to catch it with one hand while reaching for a bottle of rum with the other?

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  • by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on November 8th, 2008

    JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate

    catch it and eat it!

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  • by MixedRaceAdmirer on November 8th, 2008

    MixedRaceAdmirer

    I'd think to myself, "That person must be having such a hectic kinda day?" & then cheerfully ask'em "Hey!!! How 'bout a game of mango pitch?"

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  • by wthing8 on November 8th, 2008

    wthing8

    Break every other finger in your right hand......

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  • by big dan on June 16th, 2008

    big dan

    i would catch it and throw it back at you

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  • by Tacet on June 16th, 2008

    Tacet

    Catch it, wait for it to turn overripe and mushy, and throw it back at you.

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  • by Takei-Shihan on June 16th, 2008

    Takei-Shihan

    Duck / dodge / evade ...

    ... if you threw it TO me, I would catch it, inspect it, and probably eat it.

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  • by eric on June 16th, 2008

    eric

    Don't do that.

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  • by Squirrel Face on June 16th, 2008

    Squirrel Face

    Catch it and ask for two more so I could juggle.

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  • by Anonymous on June 16th, 2008

    Anonymous

    It depends. If I thought you could take getting hit with a mango I just might throw it back.

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  • by pinky866 on June 16th, 2008

    pinky866

    Eat it!

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  • by technios on June 16th, 2008

    technios

    catch eat and thank

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  • i would catch it and eat it ohh a mango sounds good right now with some lemon juice and hot sauce yummy

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  • by iCringe 4 Love on June 16th, 2008

    iCringe 4 Love

    catch it and eat..

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  • by Lovehearts on June 16th, 2008

    Lovehearts

    Swallow it whole.

    Oh, this just could be the creepiest answer I've ever given. Yay!

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  • by Baby_Rose on June 1st, 2008

    Baby_Rose

    I'll eat it with tajin (mexican chili which tastes delicious!!)

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  • by Correspondance on June 1st, 2008

    Correspondance

    Eat it:)

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  • by Imphamous on June 1st, 2008

    Imphamous

    catch cut it up mix it with some capt. morgan and coconut make a drink and pour some for my homies....yea.

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  • by Zack on June 1st, 2008

    Zack

    I would hope you would you throw a few more at me so I could slice them up and eat them.

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  • by Mendtos on June 1st, 2008

    Mendtos

    Catch it and put it back on the shelf where it came from

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  • by Starmaster on May 31st, 2008

    Starmaster

    I will eat it if it is in good condition. A couple of hours ago I picked up a mango from the streets and ate it . It was quite good. There are hundreds of mango trees on the side of the roads here in Puerto Rico and they are now in season. It is sad to see hundreds and hundreds of good mangos just getting squashed by passing cars and wasted down the roads....

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  • by Ms sexpot Love Games on May 31st, 2008

    Ms sexpot Love Games

    Eat it.

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  • by .....----- on May 31st, 2008

    .....-----

    i would probably pick it up and eat it hehe yeah i know i'm a pig *sigh* so sad

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  • by chuck on May 31st, 2008

    chuck

    I would grab it check for bruises and texture garb a knife and cut her open all mine and no sharing all mine. No but I do appreciate the gesture all the same.

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  • by susanella on May 31st, 2008

    susanella

    then i would put it in my blender, make it puree and put it in your shirt! or, i would just throw it back at chu.

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  • by oldquestiondontcomment on May 31st, 2008

    oldquestiondontcomment

    Catch it, take it home with me, and keep it as a pet.

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  • by angelzz on May 31st, 2008

    angelzz

    gobble it up

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  • by Kimberly on May 31st, 2008

    Kimberly

    catch it and then ask you why the hec you threw a mango at me:)

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  • by Browndog on May 31st, 2008

    Browndog

    I'd use my cat-like reflexes to deflect the mango. Then, I would realize that I just lost the opportunity to enjoy a really good mango.

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  • by candy-cakes on May 31st, 2008

    candy-cakes

    eat it!

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  • by mgl on May 31st, 2008

    mgl

    I would kick your butt, then rub the mango in your face! ;)

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  • by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on May 31st, 2008

    Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord

    I'd have sex with it. HEY!!! Don't knock it till you try it.

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  • by Answer And Ask on May 31st, 2008

    Answer And Ask

    Probably react too slow and get knocked out, but wake up to a nice soft mango.

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  • by Pandora on May 31st, 2008

    Pandora

    With perfect aim I would throw it back. :)

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  • by miteb on May 31st, 2008

    miteb

    Take it home and make chutney--but first I would laugh at you for throwing it away.

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  • by Sodapop on May 31st, 2008

    Sodapop

    duck and yell, "what the heck, i just wanted to know what you were doing this weekend"

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