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Where do girls pee out of? lol
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I wanted to invent metric time... turns out the french beat me to it. Damn revolutions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time
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I thought that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys and that they mated and had puppies and kittens.
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It wont hurt too much to swat at that bee lol. Im allergic to bees i so got stung and i blew up like a baloon :)
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i thought nuns just wore panties under their habits. its not true.
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Prayed for my parents to die in a car wreck before they got home?
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I was brought up to never swear, so the first time I heard the term "a-hole" (fully spelled, however), I thought it meant that person was being called the male urethra. :) ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra )
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I used to tell my daughter when she was a little girl (she's 27 now) that the man who drives the ice cream van is the @Naughty children catcher!'...and he takes away naughty children,.....you've never seen a child run SO fast when she heard the music!....wicked aren't I?
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That I could be an adopted child. Which was silly. People say I look almost exactly like my mother.
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I thought Communists had bright red skin when I was about 5.
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yes, i never stopped being a child, no, really, i hol my breath if i don't get what i want and never butter anything up, if i have bad news to tell.
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i was told as a child not to eat the pips out of apples, then started leaning about seeds in school and freaked out when i swallowed a pip, thinking a tree would begin to grow inside me, i was about 5 or 6.
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i thought about killing myself just to see what happened next.
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I was so frightened by the fact that my parents would probably die before me that I would pray that God would allow them to live until I was at least 25. I had the weird notion that I could "handle it" then without any problem. Guess what, I couldn't. I miss them both so much. God did answer that prayer. I was 29 when my Dad died and 51 when my Mom died.
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I was such a tomboy, I thought I would turn into a boy if I wanted it bad enough.
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My uncle thinks this is absolutely hilarious! When I was a kid, I saw a commercial for Tucks medicated pads (Hemmoroids) . In the commercial the pad is used to put out a lit match. I actually thought that they were designed for rich people to put out their matches :) The commercial is in this clip :)
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i thought that WIERDEST shit when i was little like i thought the lines in the sidewalk were "lions" instead of lines and the lions were part of the circus in the cracks of the side walk and i NEVER stepped on the cracks for fear i would step on the circus' in the cracks and kill the lions :( and i also thought that the sewer entrances in the road (i loved in the city) were the Ninja turtles waiting there hanging from the shells under the road cause you know how the sewer entrances have the turtle pattern to it? so ya, i was like 4 though, im not crazy or anything lol
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