Have any of you seen my luggage? It's a pink tapestry pattern, last seen being loaded on a plane in Santa Barbara, California.
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idne
ANSWERS: 9
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Carmen Sandiego stole it.
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If Carmen stole it then perhaps I get to keep the luggage that fell on my roof last October. :p
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No.... not at all. I have no idea where it could be... ....... ...... *rummages through idne's stuff......*
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You didn't fly to Heathrow did you?
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Aww man...and here I thought it was my lucky day when that luggage fell from the sky!
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Last seen getting drunk and partying in New Orleans.
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yeah! its right here in my living room, ive just broken the padlock and am about to have a look inside!
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A man was standing in line at the airport. When he gets to the ticket clerk, he asks for a first class ticket to Rome. The clerk says, I'm sorry sir, that flight is completely sold out in first class. He stands and berates her, loudly calling her names and cursing. She continues smiling and says, "Sir let me get you into business class." He again gets abusive. She continues smiling and gets him on his way. The next man in line comments on her patience. "I don't know how you put up with people like that and continue smiling." She smiles again, and responds, "I have a secret. He's going to Rome, his bags are going to Sri Lanka." Anything you want to tell us, IDNE????HMMMMM???
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yes, I saw it the other day, at the New Albany mall, it was sitting by the lovely MAssimo cafe, but then I saw a tall dark haired good looking man pick it up , push it into his limousene, and head out of town, he had an air ticket in his hand, it was for South Africa............
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