What's the oddest threat you've said in a fight?
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ANSWERS: 13
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"I'm gonna call someone official!" couldn't think of "police" - this sounded pretty stupid
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Not be but someone yelled to me, "I'm going call my mother and you'll be in trouble. She's a lawyer!" Which of course made everyone watching laugh. This was in a bar and the guy was about 24-25 years old...
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My husband , and I were on the phone arguing when he told me "I was cut off!".....And I said "You can't cut me off, cuz you don't know where in the ____ I'm getting it from!"...Needless to say he wasn't a happy camper, and I didn't live that one down for months. Another time we were fighting, and he looked at me, and threatened ( He NEVER would) to hit me so hard that I'd land on the other side of the street....My come back was " Go ahead, and I hit you so hard I'll kill your whole _____ family" and then stood there listing them one by one.
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Oh, don't worry, you will die too. All of us will one day.
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During an argument, I told my fiance that if he didn't shut up and let me talk I was going to rip his tongue out and run over it with me car. It was kind of funny afterwards.
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If I am about to fight, I get quiet. During the potential build up, the oddest would have to be "my foot, your face, do you want to continue?"
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I havn't personally but I heard an agrophobiac skinhead once say " Come on then mate, INSIDE !! "
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Come back when you become a man girl.
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i'm gonna rape your house and burn your family
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Hold it right there or I'll fill you with . . . looked at what I was holding . . .diet Sprite.
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Why don't you go and choke on a ketchup packet! (I haven't said it yet, but I'm saving it for a special occasion)
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"im gonna tea bag your drumset. John Bonham is about to play Moby Dick, FAAA REAAAL!!"
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i'll screw your nipple. (no idea, how those words ended up coming out of my mouth in that context... still have no idea to this day)
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