Just had a horrible nightmare,and cant shake it off,will someone make me laugh please?
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kourageous kitty
ANSWERS: 6
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G'day Vonlicious, Thank you for your question. I will see what I can do. This is the World's Funniest Joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsW9DO1k5-s Hope that you don't suffer the same fate. Regards
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yeah?
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Haha, sure. =) How's this ? Ok, so last night I went to the 12:00 am showing of the new Narnia movie. Aopn it's ending at 2:00 am, I started walking to the near by dennys that I was to stay at overnight til I could get picked up around 5 or so. As I was walking out of the parking lot, my friend drives up next to me with his truck. We talked for a second, and then he started to leave. As he drove past me, I grabbed onto the tail of the bed of his truck. He drove for a little while before he started getting close to dennys. Well, I was thinking " There's my stop, but he's not slowing down. I'll just jump off. " And thus I proceded to jump off, but miscalculated the fact that it was too dark to see where I was landing. I completely lost all balance, especially since the speed threw me off, and I abruptly fell and rolled. NOw I have three raw and hurting patches of skin. It wasn't the smartest thing to do , but I still thik it's hilarous. Also, one thing I know : if your having nightmares, just talking to someone about ANYTHING can help. Wanna talk about something ? :)
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So sorry; I'll sure give it a try: Back when I was a youngin’ I liked to visit my Granny and help her with this and that. One day, Granny Brown sent me to fetch some water from the well for cooking her dinner. As I was dippin’ the bucket in, I saw two big, shiny eyes looking back at me. Well, that plumb scared me half to death, and the other half of me just dropped the bucket and hightailed it back to Granny. Of course Granny wanted to know what happened to her bucket and the water. “I can’t get no water from that well” I whimpered. “There’s a BIG ol’ monster down there!” “Don’t you mind that,” Granny says, “that’s just an ol’ coon (that’s a raccoon for you city folk) that drops in for a drink now and then. He’s been doin’ it for years now, and he ain’t never hurt no one. He’s probably as scared of you as you are of him!” “Well, Granny,” I replied tugging at the back of my pants, “if he was scared of me as I was of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink!” (There's a little story I wrote in my profile as well for just such an occasion) Hope this helps my friend :)
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Follow this link and be ye chuckled free of the shackles of nightmaredom. http://marklowry.com/outside/funnies/funnies.htm
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Just give me a call tomorrow and we will talk about it.
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