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by curious on May 9th, 2008
I dont know, but they will not leave me alone at all, so let me know if you find out lol
by Miss Anubis loves this season on May 9th, 2008
A specific blend of ammonia and arsenic with a hint of cyanide. Here's a +5 to help ease the pain. :)
by Dmitri on May 9th, 2008
Downratings.
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on May 10th, 2008
G'day Zack,
Thank you for your question.
Breakfast outdoors. They die in direct sunlight.
Regards
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on May 10th, 2008
Being ignored..being unaware of its existence..being impervious to its manipulations. If you don't care one way or the other, then a troll really doesn't even exist in your universe! :)
by Doggie S on May 9th, 2008
I can tell you what NOT to feed it so that it dies quickly.
Don't feed it with electricity. Each time a troll goes berserk just turn off your computer. Then return when everything calms down. I've done that several times in the past.
by Its a Bugs Life on January 22nd, 2009
.....What ever's in your "TROLLey"......
by Nada Normal on June 14th, 2008
truth and reason- two things they cannot deal with
by Account Closed on June 14th, 2008
send a report to the staff when one is spotted they are the big AB troll hunters and they kill them fast.
by Route 66Truckerman on May 10th, 2008
A Spam Sandwich!!
by Google a Foo Fighting COAT on February 4th, 2009
Don't give them satisfaction.
by G_tech on January 31st, 2009
Kindness cookies! This confuses them. Thus enabling the powers to be the ability to track them down.....
by CHOOKY is GOLD on January 31st, 2009
Give them a bath I think soap and water is toxic to them. lol
by Anonymous on January 22nd, 2009
I'll cook for them. That should do it.
by Craigor on June 14th, 2008
Pop rocks & soda, Mentos & diet coke, or a mix of arsenic and mercury.
by AliCat ABBBBS is plus 1 hr GMT on June 14th, 2008
Nothing! The best way to kill a troll is to starve it of the exact thing it trhives on: ATTENTION.
Please don't feed the trolls!! Flag and move on!!
by Gold_Autumn on May 10th, 2008
Poison?
by LarryH54 on September 26th, 2009
Love and kindness. The surest way to destroy an enemy is to make a friend.
by Eponymous on April 17th, 2009
Indifference.
Without regular confrontation normal trolls usually wither.
There are however some trolls that seem to continue to thrive even without confrontation.
One is the Parrot Troll. When these trolls cannot scrounge up their usual fare of argument and spite they often continue to hang around and mouth off. It seems as if these beasts are staying alive entirely on self-righteousness, but they are actually producing their own weak food source. Much like a cow repeatedly brings up its own cud and lagomorphs consume their own feces in an attempt to eke out what little value may remain, Parrot Trolls continue to regurgitate the same spam-like substance over and over again. Since this process usually only happens in well trafficked areas, it can be supposed that this practice has a secondary function as a form of baiting. The solution is to close the area to traffic or at least remove the vile troll excretions as soon as they are produced.
One other type of troll, the Boolean Troll, can also survive without argument. In fact it thrives on this absence. The Boolean Troll believes so strongly in the existence of extremes with no middle ground that the lack of argument must mean there IS NO valid argument. If you aren't obviously against the Troll, then you must be with the Troll. If you are with the Troll, then the Troll can eat you. Sometimes you'll be slow cooked over aromatic woods, as shown in this typical Boolean Troll post: "nothing to say?? thats cause thers nothin 2 say! i own you... u kno im right... i smoked you!" There is no way to handle these trolls, as anyone who does not subscribe to the Boolean's black & white view is obviously a self-hating atheist, and therefore not important.
Best of luck out there.
by Its a Bugs Life on February 14th, 2009
PeTROLL.....
by Moongrim on January 22nd, 2009
I nominate my wife's "cooking".
where might one find a troll?
by zoneman on October 16th, 2011
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Is calling somebody a troll just an inconsiderate, nasty
thing to say about somebody?
by CosmicWunderkind on September 4th, 2011
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Do you view trolling as an art? Why or why not?
by FartyMcFart on November 22nd, 2011
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What physical traits could I add to describe my midget, despicable, cowardly, ugly, disgusting troll that I am drawing?
by Marguerite on September 26th, 2009
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Why do you let trolls get under your skin?
by MS.TODD on February 22nd, 2011
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