Chuck Norris? I would vote for him.

Marilyn Manson !!!

Arnold Swart... ok i cant spell his name but the gov of california lol it would be nice if he qualified but Condi would be good. at-least thats what id write.

Yarnlady!

Vince McMahon. Why not? Look at his product, then look at these campaigns. Try and explain the difference.

Jesus Christ

Regis. Come on, you think Al Qaeda would f*** with Regis? Not a chance. He'd send the Lennox Ave. Ladybugs after them to go double-dutch on their asses.

waste a vote, write in your own name.

X General Schwarzkopf

Arnold Schwarzenegger with Jesse Ventura as VP.

Ozzy Osbourne gets my vote!

Jello Biafra.

Someguy! WOooooOT!

I'll write you in Jay

Here is my original campaign statement and qualifications: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/427779

Jay....Jay...*insert last name here* (Jay the...viking!!!)

I hear good things about Ron Paul; why not?

Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunny

I vote for Colin Powell. It's a damned shame that neither party could convince him to run

Kinky Friedman.

David Letterman. We've had crazy guys in there before.

Ralph Nader, because he knows and he cares! He could point this nation onto a new direction and give focus to what must be before it's too late!

No need to bring a pen, Cynthia McKinney's name will be on the ballot.

Let's all write Bill Clinton back in... How can it be refused if enough write him in? lol

We've got so many choices...let's see, whom do we fawn over, pay big bucks to see, think is "hot" "cool" "fantastic"..whom do we stand in line to get tickets for, no matter how long it takes? Whom can we all agree on? Barry Bonds? Nope...Kobe Bryant..Nope...Tom Cruise..gadzooks, nope...okay..how about a combination of Bono/Andre Agassi/Audrey Hepburn (I know, she's no longer with us)..someone who gives a dam* about we the people and isn't always trying to put one over on us to save their own butts..clearly no politician would qualify. Someone who cares more for us than oil, or power, or control..someone whose ego doesn't constantly get in the way. Yep..I vote for Bono/Agassi and if we can get Audrey to come back, that would be great! :)

Tom Morello (f*** it, lets really get the party started!)

I'm with Ralph Nader. The U.S. government is actually a business and needs to be run like an efficient business. We need a sharp businessman in there that can see things objectively instead of a politician who has a political agenda which usually ends up costing taxpayers big time. If any comapny was run like the U.S., they wouldn't be around very long. That's why I voted for H. Ross Perot when he was politically active. Whatever happened to Ross? Where's a Reagan when you need one?

Your know, he ran for Governor of Texas and although he didn't win, he had endorsements from a lot of celebrities.

Chris Pirillo

Alfred E. Newman

My vote? Jay Was Here - AYPWIP - ADVIL

How about our very own...Captain Jack Sparrow? Never a dull moment. ;-)

Michael Savage.

Ron Paul

I personally would vote for Obama. He wants to make change to the people of the United states.

Ron Paul, he wants to abolish the federal reserve and stop the banking cartel from running the world.

Mike Gravel Ron Paul Caroline Kennedy I'd even vote for Ross Perot before I'd consider the ones who are currently running.

Ummm.. Mickey Mouse// Homer Simpson Chuck Norris//Stewie Griffen A-Rod//Peter Griffen Yoggi Berra//Will Smith any other ideas?

Colin Powell - I think he'd do a terrific job as President of the U.S.

Tommy Chong!

Mike Huckabee! yay.

Rambo!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NVR8u0xnndI or http://youtube.com/watch?v=UnLN6zHp3R0&feature=related

Clint Eastwood =0)

Cthulhu. Why vote for the lesser of two evils? http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc145/teejayegirl/?action=view&current=mz_030906_10025750829.jpg

Joseph Lieberman. An Independent. It's time to end this Repulican/Democrat stranglehold on our political system.

GOD,... I'm sure He would win, but may not take a position below His capabilities,... wheras everyone else wishing to WIN, knows they are taking on something that is WAY tooo BIG for them. Steve PS: I suppose He could send His deputy again,.. JESUS

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert!!!

Dr. Michael Savage

Arnold S

Jenna Bush.

My whole family will vote for Bob Barr - Libertarian Party. Look at what they are offering. http://www.lp.org/

Mike Malloy.

Why not Satan?

Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber. They rock!

I want the Romney- Foxworthy ticket. Mitt Romney inherited four million dollars and made it into $450,000,000.Romney knows how to make an economy work. International relations, He turned a failed International Olympic Committee around in a year and a half, made a great Winter Olympics and didn't charge the public fror his service. Oh yeah, he made a profit on it! He took a Mass legislature, the most liberal in America, that had a $2 billion dollare deficit and balanced the books in 4 years. What a proven Governor. Jeff Foxworthy. More common sense than all of congress combined.

Bid Bird. At least when he doesn't know something, he's not too proud to ask someone who does know.

There's always Nader

I think somebody who wants to improve average people's life, get the USA involved in the fight against global warming (remember Bali world conference ?), and doesn't send massive troops to a foreign country to make the situation there even worse then before. And guess who this is ? Well, it is not Mac Cain, I tell You !!!

A man who doesn't say 'Economics is somehting I have nerver understood as well as I should' and who knows how to pronounce foreign countries names properly !!! And this man is not John Mac Cain.

Howard Stern

bugs bunny

Freddie Mercury. And we'll dance to 'We are the champions' and 'Don't Stop Me Now'.

I found this and just had to post it here. =P

Bill Maher and Tina Fey or Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert or all of 'em They could take turns.

Nader or Kucinich.

Condoleeza Rice, you may think otherwise or simply that its crazy...wait for the street debate...in the meantime, if you have any faith at all in it, we need your support anyway possible...there are many ways of approaching this Draft, but in order for her write in candidacy to be eligible we need to file papers with each state...Methods are in the works for mass appeal, people please remember its not the vote we are after at this moment in time, we are simply seeking a debate, her facing obama, mccain and any other party serious about this country...remember on Nov. 4th, The USA should be UNITED...

Ronald McDonald

Ron Paul *WAS* the best BUT, sense Ron is no longer standing for the Oval office that is NO longer a viable option, as your "write in" will not count. If your serious about the quality of your future & you want your vote to COUNT, then I would vote for our "libertarian party" candidate...Bob Barr or our "Constitution party" candidate Chuck Baldwin. Both Bob & Chuck offer a more constitutionally based style of representation. Chuck Baldwin IS endorsed by former republican party presidential candidate Ron Paul!

Laura Roslin from Battlestar Galactica!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade. (7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause. (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes GOD BLESS AMERICA . Bill Cosby Please Forward This to Everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they're on.

ARNOLD

Bono!! He's not a U.S. citizen but still. Or me. :D

Ron Paul

if i had my druthers, given the current economic climate, i'd pick michael bloomberg, the current mayor of nyc, billionaire, and philanthropist. he's a brilliant guy.

Jesus! :)

I want Ron Paul but he's not on the ballet so I'm going with Ralf Nader.

Mike Huckabee

Bill O'Rielly

rush limbough

perot

David Blaine and Bill Cosby

ME! I,once,put my name written in for all the locals, from; mayor to dog chacher! I got at least 1 vote! BUT, I guess I didn't win any of them, they never came to see me!

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