PLEASE HELP ME!! I'm freakin out man!

there's quite a few websites out there that offer drinks and pills you can take an hour before you have to take the P test and they will maks weed, coke and other drugs. I have never used them but I know peple that have and they passed. I have heard most other stuff like cranberry juice and pickle juice etc. will not flush out your kidneys enough but I guess it depends on how fast your body cleanses itself, how much weed you smoked and for how long etc..but apparently thses drinks and pills mask completely reagrdless of frequency or amount of drugs used bt you have to take them 1 hour before the test and I think you have like a 4 hour window or something.

needs to be approx. 30 days. so it'll show up.

well, if you drank alot of juice and sweat alot, it might not show up, but i suggest calling in sick for this test

www.ddetox.com i used to smoke a lot and tried this on a whim. it works.got REAL high, took a pee test (at home) which of course came up ositive. drank this stuff, followed instructions. 1 hr later I tested again and came up clean. no lie.

Hey, here's an idea... stop smoking weed!

It's pretty simple. Why were you smoking in the first place.

You won't pass so long as you continue to smoke. That seems self evident. Corporations don't weed you out just for the hell of it. They NEED clear-thinking individuals. And if machinery is involved, they're also looking out for YOUR safety too. Just put the test off. And stop smoking for real this time! People always say, 'oh, I can quit any time I want to.' Okay, PROVE IT!

good luck :/

Well since my last long answer just got deleted because I wasnt signed in, I'll make this short. I was in the military for several years and smoked just about every weekend and never failed a single drug screen. This is how I done it- For drug screens I suggest 2 products. One is called surejel and can be found in any grocery store by the geletin. What this does is masks the THC cells(which are similar to fat cells) by coating them with geletin the down side to this is after mixing it up with water it tastes absolutely horrible and only works for around 5 hours. Another method (and I suggest using both) is actually cleansing this can be done by drinking lots of water and using water purification pills. The water purification pills are simply Iodine tablets used to purify questionable water in a survival situation. The downside to this is that the iodine tablets have been known to cause damage to kidneys if used for a prolonged time. So only use them at most every 2-3 weeks. From one smoker to another I hope this helps. Its not quite as informal as my initial answer but im sure it will more than help. Happy smoking and may big buds and clean piss be in your future.

The normal consuption amount of water for a human weighing 150lbs is 65.963 US Ounces Of Water. With that you would need around 27 days of drinking that solid to pass a drug test. Increase the amount of water the days do go down but thc is similar to fat cells and actually cling to them. So the higher percentage of body fat the more time it will take to become clean of thc. Also you can actually overdose of water. Go to the link if you dont belive me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication . Well since my last long answer just got deleted because I wasnt signed in, I'll make this short. I was in the military for several years and smoked just about every weekend and never failed a single drug screen. This is how I done it- For drug screens I suggest 2 products. One is called surejel and can be found in any grocery store by the geletin. What this does is masks the THC cells(which are similar to fat cells) by coating them with geletin the down side to this is after mixing it up with water it tastes absolutely horrible and only works for around 5 hours. Another method (and I suggest using both) is actually cleansing this can be done by drinking lots of water and using water purification pills.The water purification tablets can be found at any wal-mart in the camping section a good product is called potable aqua The water purification pills are simply Iodine tablets used to purify questionable water in a survival situation. The downside to this is that the iodine tablets have been known to cause damage to kidneys if used for a prolonged time. So only use them at most every 2-3 weeks. From one smoker to another I hope this helps. Its not quite as informal as my initial answer but im sure it will more than help. Happy smoking and may big buds and clean piss be in your future.

Chronic users of marijuana may test positive in the urine for 5 weeks or longer after their last use. (From NHTSA literature) Positive test results generally indicate use within 1-3 days; however, the detection window could be significantly longer following heavy, chronic, use. Following single doses of Marinol®, low levels of dronabinol metabolites have been detected for more than 5 weeks in urine. Low concentrations of THC have also been measured in over-the-counter hemp oil products – consumption of these products may produce positive urine cannabinoid test results.

Dude, chill out. Quit doing drugs of any kind. Go to the Vitamin Shoppe or some other health food store and they have plenty of stuff that can help flush you out. Drink a lot of water for the next 20 days, do a lot of aerobic exercise so that you sweat a lot (sauna is good too) and you will most likely be fine on a urine test. If it's a hair test, you're screwed.